Me and Lee going YOLO for round end:
Battle Report - Tick 1
[range] 32,626,772 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 11,466,411 allied staff.
[range] 232,761 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 3,112,022 allied staff.
[range] 6,000,031 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,036,049 allied staff.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 39,748,391 allied staff.
[raised] 1,084,950 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 600,000 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,307,245 allied staff.
[range] 18,058,089 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 13,911,291 hostile staff.
[range] 660 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,308 allied staff.
[range] 464,830 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 1,762,994 allied staff.
[range] 276,092 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 281,347 allied staff.
[range] 13,283,172 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 40,095,900 allied staff.
[range] 42,761,892 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 111,946,312 hostile staff.
[range] 6,422,841 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 28,499,070 allied staff.
[range] 37,479,704 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 67,676,576 hostile staff.
[range] 758,048 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 4,621,449 allied staff.
[range] 4,492,200 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 33,233,764 allied staff.
[range] 4,278,285 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 34,050,875 allied staff.
[range] 31,363,420 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 52,381,610 hostile staff.
[range] 142,095 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 348,902 allied staff.
[raised] 4,981 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 2,058,613 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 31,329,342 allied staff.
[range] 109 hostile Marine attacked, killing 113 allied staff.
[range] 3,415,761 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 1,130,119 allied staff.
[range] 1,749,350 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 51,303,200 allied staff.
[range] 1,252,944 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,954,194 allied staff.
Stunned: 1,307,245 [£59,623,604,000] friendlies stunned. 13,911,291 [£652,512,671,300] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 3,393,369 [£44,351,043,000] friendlies distracted.
Died: 280,582,081 [£3,433,570,513,800] friendlies dead. 232,004,498 [£3,905,974,699,700] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,089,931 [£17,483,725,000] friendlies converted.
Battle Report - Tick 2
[r/m] 11,372,219 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,716,546 allied staff.
[middle] 2,235,984 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 2,447,390 allied staff.
[r/m] 156,109 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,064,871 allied staff.
[middle] 4,616,712 hostile Striker attacked, killing 739,783 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,000,000 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 17,793,884 allied staff.
[r/m] 2,296,568 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 6,049,577 allied staff.
[raised] 444,306 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 169,334 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 233,989 allied staff.
[middle] 11,843,794 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 7,729,117 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,679,885 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 2,426,051 allied staff.
[middle] 729,832 hostile Witch attacked, killing 593,333 allied staff.
[middle] 19,265,487 allied Witch attacked, killing 10,506,115 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,904 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,292 allied staff.
[r/m] 220 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 271 allied staff.
[r/m] 130,129 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 407,818 allied staff.
[r/m] 230,912 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 153,354 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,981,502 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 8,589,795 allied staff.
[middle] 25,403,951 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 64,153,996 hostile staff.
[r/m] 2,505,607 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 4,762,817 allied staff.
[middle] 20,882,643 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 11,474,617 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,502,596 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 21,585,371 allied staff.
[middle] 22 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 5 allied staff.
[range] 2,260,972 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 37,982 allied staff.
[middle] 19,930 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 16,827 allied staff.
[middle] 289,907 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 285,644 allied staff.
[raised] 8,397 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[middle] 1,854,473 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 3,818,193 allied staff.
[middle] 1,092,363 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 491,600 allied staff.
[raised] 241,625 new nanobots were assimilated.
[middle] 89 hostile Marine attacked, killing 40 allied staff.
[middle] 78,053 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 46,507 allied staff.
[middle] 2,594,130 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 336,933 allied staff.
[middle] 1,258,276 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,485,735 allied staff.
[middle] 955,975 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 351,897 allied staff.
[middle] 10,244 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 9,985 allied staff.
[middle] 160,670 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 1,721,087 allied staff.
Stunned: 233,989 [£13,071,537,000] friendlies stunned. 7,729,117 [£404,557,685,600] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 2,218,230 [£29,100,355,200] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,292 [£39,079,400] friendlies disabled.
Died: 77,705,081 [£1,878,223,129,400] friendlies dead. 86,134,728 [£1,178,836,172,100] enemies dead.
Bribed: 9,985 [£465,262,000] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 694,328 [£17,467,071,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 465,523 effectiveness.
You gained 7.45 fame.
You lost 28.43 honour.
You earned £10,309,923,076 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £118,401,303,800 insurance.
Battle Report - Tick 3
[middle] 7,371,773 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 431,885 allied staff.
[close] 122 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 15 allied staff.
[close] 1,147,553 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,032,219 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,793,168 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 630,090 allied staff.
[close] 118,226 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 215,626 allied staff.
[close] 3,902,783 hostile Striker attacked, killing 605,421 allied staff.
[close] 3,429,277 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 6,149,712 allied staff.
[close] 1,463,202 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 826,358 allied staff.
[raised] 91,835 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 2,888,997 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,346,528 allied staff.
[close] 610,827 hostile Witch attacked, killing 478,274 allied staff.
[close] 15,782,812 allied Witch attacked, killing 5,835,241 hostile staff.
[close] 140 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 124 allied staff.
[close] 197,086 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 92,517 allied staff.
[close] 4,409,013 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 860,762 allied staff.
[close] 20,174,346 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 3,717,108 hostile staff.
[close] 3,481,282 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,170,964 allied staff.
[close] 19 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2 allied staff.
[close] 2,320,739 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 3,653,572 allied staff.
[close] 18,353,824 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 19,195,449 hostile staff.
[close] 16,242 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 1,519 allied staff.
[raised] 88 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[close] 1,566,028 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 650,938 allied staff.
[close] 2,771,083 hostile White Wizard zapped 322,823 allied staff.
[close] 445,205 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 108,975 allied staff.
[raised] 42,240 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 48 hostile Marine attacked, killing 14 allied staff.
[close] 1,797 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 756 allied staff.
[close] 1,620,789 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 157,014 allied staff.
[close] 805,875 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 640,681 allied staff.
[close] 317,625 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 80,366 allied staff.
[close] 158,321 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 1,640,008 allied staff.
Distracted: 1,340,379 [£18,053,451,800] friendlies distracted.
Died: 21,756,784 [£997,928,705,800] friendlies dead. 28,747,798 [£1,483,610,276,500] enemies dead.
Converted: 134,163 [£3,245,640,000] friendlies converted.
You gained 587,173 effectiveness.
You gained 21.16 fame.
You lost 33.44 honour.
You earned £16,447,390,420 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £67,762,351,000 insurance.
Cheers for the awesome BR guys!