Round 53 Battle Reports

[jamesNchina]

attacking johnnysowhat
[range] 18,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 13,822,378 hostile staff.
[range] 7,376,200 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 2,838,726 allied staff.
[range] 6,769,037 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 12,825,223 hostile staff.
[range] 33,352,852 allied Marine attacked, killing 7,417,086 hostile staff.
[range] 43,067 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 43,404 allied staff.

Died: 2,882,130 [£226,976,826,000] friendlies dead. 34,064,687 [£1,927,726,164,000] enemies dead.

[middle] 17,037,420 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,339,706 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,768,519 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 589,545 hostile staff.
[middle] 33,311,931 allied Marine attacked, killing 715,662 hostile staff.

Died: 4,644,913 [£419,105,836,000] enemies dead.

 

[jamesNchina]

attacking Recon
Where the hell did the other 5 on same tick go.. left me hanging
I call SQ's LOL

[range] 52,169,609 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 18,193,838 allied staff.
[range] 8,242,297 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,766,201 hostile staff.
[range] 81,749 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 167,524 allied staff.
[raised] 12,956 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 430,121 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 666,398 allied staff.
[range] 43,157,537 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 36,590,234 allied staff.
[range] 4,613,911 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,817,757 allied staff.
[range] 3,244 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 329 allied staff.
[raised] 19 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 3,982,489 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 58,921,717 hostile staff.
[range] 12,896,594 allied Marine attacked, killing 17,268,648 hostile staff.
[range] 17,039,541 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 3,923,530 allied staff.
[range] 23,665,465 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 1,187,421 allied staff.
[range] 1,148,839 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,064,294 allied staff.
[range] 24,157 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 76,738 hostile staff.
[range] 1,620,247 hostile Officer attacked, killing 208,761 allied staff.

Died: 63,820,086 [£3,071,051,638,000] friendlies dead. 79,033,304 [£1,108,499,810,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 12,975 [£207,771,000] friendlies converted.

 

[jamesNchina]

attacking Botsaver
[range] 11,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 7,248,652 hostile staff.
[range] 2,769,353 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,062,660 allied staff.
[range] 4,893,904 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 8,938,155 hostile staff.
[range] 20,388,370 allied Marine attacked, killing 14,570,453 hostile staff.
[range] 89,140 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 93,418 allied staff.

Died: 1,156,078 [£89,986,084,000] friendlies dead. 30,757,260 [£935,504,064,800] enemies dead.

[middle] 10,651,077 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,294,964 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,892,611 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,772,882 hostile staff.
[middle] 20,300,234 allied Marine attacked, killing 14,099,307 hostile staff.

Died: 21,167,153 [£435,884,714,200] enemies dead.

 

[jamesNchina]

attacking FU Freddy
go ahead send me more nasty messages.. oh yeah u can't, I put you on ignore :F

[close] 8,111,409 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 6,632,282 allied staff.
[close] 4,500,000 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 10,938,856 allied staff.
[close] 5,000,000 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 8,816,959 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 37,227 Gargantua.
[close] 13,632,429 allied Striker attacked, killing 7,539,774 hostile staff.
[close] 11,533,530 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 8,721,162 allied staff.
[close] 3,337,828 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 1 allied staff.
[close] 27,000,000 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,271,879 allied staff.
[close] 4,372,979 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 4,979,023 hostile staff.
[close] 4,507,734 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 787,305 allied staff.
[raised] 257,872 new nanobots were assimilated.
[close] 13,752,537 allied Marine attacked, killing 12,052,752 hostile staff.
[close] 2,602,571 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 2,172,246 allied staff.
[close] 10,183 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 90,168 allied staff.

Distracted: 6,632,282 [£15,279,219,800] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,271,880 [£93,222,163,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 31,526,696 [£702,523,140,600] friendlies dead. 24,571,549 [£1,158,891,467,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 295,099 [£48,057,624,000] friendlies converted.

 

[jamesNchina]

attacking 3 Sallywags
Gazzy redeemed himself

[range] 6,911,408 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,112,837 allied staff.
[range] 10,474,973 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,317,598 hostile staff.
[range] 5,582,326 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,296,524 allied staff.
[range] 18,671,166 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,623,508 allied staff.
[range] 2,077,581 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,208,753 allied staff.
[range] 4,193,770 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 43,365,816 hostile staff.
[range] 19,446,140 allied Marine attacked, killing 7,916,192 hostile staff.
[range] 2,240,485 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 642,996 allied staff.

Died: 8,884,618 [£713,689,024,000] friendlies dead. 54,599,606 [£1,281,405,397,000] enemies dead.

 

[jamesNchina]

attacking 3 Sallywags
Gazzy redeemed himself

[range] 6,911,408 hostile Striker attacked, killing 2,112,837 allied staff.
[range] 10,474,973 allied Striker attacked, killing 3,317,598 hostile staff.
[range] 5,582,326 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 2,296,524 allied staff.
[range] 18,671,166 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2,623,508 allied staff.
[range] 2,077,581 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,208,753 allied staff.
[range] 4,193,770 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 43,365,816 hostile staff.
[range] 19,446,140 allied Marine attacked, killing 7,916,192 hostile staff.
[range] 2,240,485 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 642,996 allied staff.

Died: 8,884,618 [£713,689,024,000] friendlies dead. 54,599,606 [£1,281,405,397,000] enemies dead.

 

[Gazzy]

I send out to an obvious loss and I'm a SQ ... you recall from an obvious loss and ... ?
Why didn't you stay for the second tick?
I like you James, but you have double standards.

 

[AnTnEy]

Defending against a couple of tap members.....

Died: 465,074,789 [£7,058,350,075,000] enemies dead. 41,860,683 [£1,887,736,256,100] friendlies dead. Converted: 105 [£2,625,000] enemies converted.

Died: 179,123,728 [£2,438,229,278,400] enemies dead. 33,821,213 [£264,857,076,100] friendlies dead. Converted: 2,665 [£42,640,000] enemies converted.

Died: 180,913,710 [£2,567,677,218,200] enemies dead.

 

[Gazzy]

Full BR please! Looks awesome!!

 

[AnTnEy]

[range] 57,421,254 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 49,434,157 hostile staff.
[range] 64,213,618 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 247,694,765 hostile staff.
[range] 6,000,000 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 985,880 hostile staff.
[range] 50,000,000 allied Assassin attacked, killing 48,807,225 hostile staff.
[range] 290,694 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,057,693 hostile staff.
[range] 31,000,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 111,450,424 hostile staff.
[range] 16,429,834 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 25,535,934 allied staff.
[range] 47,393,618 allied Ninja attacked, killing 3,367,321 hostile staff.
[range] 2,178 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 1,183 hostile staff.
[raised] 105 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 11,723,248 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 2,080,192 hostile staff.p
[range] 19,097,576 allied Humvee attacked, killing 814,167 hostile staff.
[range] 925,572 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 367,662 hostile staff.
[range] 5,326,385 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 16,324,749 allied staff.

Stunned: 985,880 [£83,968,640,000] enemies stunned.
Died: 465,074,789 [£7,058,350,075,000] enemies dead. 41,860,683 [£1,887,736,256,100] friendlies dead.
Converted: 105 [£2,625,000] enemies converted.

You gained 4,680,198 effectiveness. You gained 21.97 fame. You gained 15.22 honour. You will soon be receiving £261,708,806,400 insurance.

 

[Rustehlove]

Just thought I would add something from recent news:

Battle Report - Attacking Westeros
[range] 1,075,717 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,793,446 allied staff.
[range] 9,978,235 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,411,081 hostile staff.
[range] 33,621 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 18,473 allied staff.
[range] 11,579,410 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 26,608,942 allied staff.
[range] 3,589,122 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 14,054,940 hostile staff.
[range] 2,405,207 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 2,396,071 allied staff.
[range] 3,447,413 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 49,177,865 hostile staff.
[range] 3,135,403 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,160,198 hostile staff.

Disabled: 1,811,919 [£9,520,337,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 29,005,013 [£278,928,823,000] friendlies dead. 66,804,084 [£780,507,111,900] enemies dead.

You gained 1,137,529 effectiveness.
You gained 52.56 fame.
You gained 46.73 honour.
You earned £33,343,617,742 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £44,409,173,000 insurance.


Battle Report - Attacking Westeros
[range] 9,300,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,393,049 hostile staff.
[range] 2,543,160 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 9,227,808 hostile staff.
[range] 3,400,000 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 41,525,833 hostile staff.
[range] 3,000,000 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 11,628,727 hostile staff.

Died: 64,775,417 [£365,164,727,300] enemies dead.

You gained 511,231 effectiveness.
You gained 54.18 fame.
You gained 33.46 honour.
You earned £12,156,518,909 bounty.

 

[jamesNchina]

I send out to an obvious loss and I'm a SQ ... you recall from an obvious loss and ... ?
Why didn't you stay for the second tick?
I like you James, but you have double standards.

and you sir seem to lack the ability to understand sarcasm or a joke ffs..

could be I didn't stay because there was nothing to kill? or maybe 4-5 defenders with RPG etc.? I do know that I hardly ever recall if it looks no worse than 1:1 value killed... and many times even 2:1 in defenders favor -
I don't remember tbh.. I can say with a certainty that I didn't recall because ur dragons were returning for mid

 

[AnTnEy]

[range] 58,072,733 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 25,968,306 hostile staff.
[range] 60,131,973 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 151,851,920 hostile staff.
[range] 24,000,000 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,200,391 hostile staff.
[range] 32,000,000 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,893,093 hostile staff.

Died: 180,913,710 [£2,567,677,218,200] enemies dead.

You gained 1,161,783 effectiveness. You gained 3.71 fame. You gained 6.92 honour.

 

[AnTnEy]

[range] 1,583,768 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,731,351 hostile staff.
[range] 33,433 allied Vampire attacked, killing 157,751 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,665 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 67,892,561 allied Assassin attacked, killing 79,459,599 hostile staff.
[range] 272,176 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,154,353 hostile staff.
[range] 222,045 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 812,840 allied staff.
[range] 1,577,479 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 9,195,595 allied staff.
[range] 32,891,702 allied Sniper attacked, killing 79,249,461 hostile staff.
[range] 4,179,619 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 12,041,151 hostile staff.
[range] 1,692,892 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 12,691,171 allied staff.
[range] 1,043,230 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 11,026,241 allied staff.
[range] 91,922,100 allied Ninja attacked, killing 3,195,522 hostile staff.
[range] 2,121 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 34 hostile staff. [range] 911,856 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 96,422 hostile staff.
[range] 2,804 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 95,366 allied staff.
[range] 667,670 allied Officer attacked, killing 38,084 hostile staff.

Died: 179,123,728 [£2,438,229,278,400] enemies dead. 33,821,213 [£264,857,076,100] friendlies dead.
Converted: 2,665 [£42,640,000] enemies converted.

You gained 2,212,967 effectiveness. You gained 43.29 fame. You gained 25.96 honour. You will soon be receiving £25,476,390,400 insurance.

 

[jamesNchina]

wow those are rather brutal BRs... on who?

 

[jamesNchina]

Saw this on spy of Maick... so no values but it had to be painful
yo TAP really should watch your attacks closer if you are not going to be arsed to sort out AR and how much you can send LOL

[range] 151,612,236 allied SAS completely totally and utterly killed 227,675,994 hostile staff.
[range] 11,344,629 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 5,877,415 hostile staff.
[range] 34,631,587 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 7,633,259 hostile staff.
[range] 1,957,600 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,051,178 hostile staff.
[range] 1,271,650 hostile Striker attacked, killing 128,054 allied staff.
[range] 12,719,501 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,477,845 hostile staff.
[range] 567,282 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 62,129 hostile staff.
[range] 6,461,006 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,371,015 hostile staff.
[range] 2,162,039 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 61,921 hostile staff.
[range] 1,272,059 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 440,822 hostile staff.
[range] 1,958,673 allied Sniper attacked, killing 68,388 hostile staff.
[range] 4,325,884 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,247,793 hostile staff.
[range] 4,542,665 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 1,028,945 hostile staff.
[range] 1,111,751 allied Ninja attacked, killing 25,956 hostile staff.
[range] 416,009 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 13,769 hostile staff.
[range] 5,760 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 82,642 allied staff.
[range] 41,816,638 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 47,801 hostile staff.

Stunned: 62,129 enemies stunned.
Distracted: 7,633,259 enemies distracted.
Died: 240,341,041 enemies dead. 210,696 friendlies dead.
Bribed: 47,801 enemies bribed.

read the data dump -- SAS + Maick killed £4,597,867,610,000 - yeah I would call that a painful noob error

 

[d00ner]

Yeah, that one was bad. Not sure who that was, but it looks bad

 

[AnTnEy]

wow those are rather brutal BRs... on who?

Two defending me against a couple of tap, one defending a nap from a couple of tap

 

[Gazzy]

I send out to an obvious loss and I'm a SQ ... you recall from an obvious loss and ... ?
Why didn't you stay for the second tick?
I like you James, but you have double standards.

and you sir seem to lack the ability to understand sarcasm or a joke ffs..

could be I didn't stay because there was nothing to kill? or maybe 4-5 defenders with RPG etc.? I do know that I hardly ever recall if it looks no worse than 1:1 value killed... and many times even 2:1 in defenders favor -
I don't remember tbh.. I can say with a certainty that I didn't recall because ur dragons were returning for mid

I am usually a master of sarcasm only a serious case of butthurt was imparting my judgement.

Sorry James.

Luuuuve yuuuuu ... <3

 

[Gazzy]

* impairing

Freaking AUTOCUCUMBER!!