Round 51 Battle Reports

[Gazzy]

You don't remember the PMs you sent me?

Lets stop spamming this thread. You know what you did and said. Feel free to message me in game if you want to discuss further.

 

[Macky21]

You don't remember the PMs you sent me?

Lets stop spamming this thread. You know what you did and said. Feel free to message me in game if you want to discuss further.

I have no clue what you're going on about, I haven't messaged you once

 

[Gazzy]

Ok.

 

[Macky21]

Ok.

Take a few minutes and go through all of your in game messages, account mails and PMs on this forum. You'll find none from me.

 

[Gazzy]

Ok.

 

[[Ninja-7]]

Handbags at dawn?

 

[Stargazer]

Thanks for killing (badly) my only target gaiz

 

[Spiky Spoon]

Pipe down!

You don't need anymore land! =P

 

[No-Dachi]

Sounds like you lost the argument Gazzy. Referring to some invisible PMs is not a valid point. Unless you show some proof you're just making a fool out of yourself with those "ok." posts.

 

[Stargazer]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gazzy
Killing someone in BW who thought planting up would be fun.


Hardly sounds unsporting to me anyway,when did we all become vagina wielding?

I also am confused as to why anyone in BW bothered to plant up now just to die/send out 24/7 tbh

 

[phantom]

Battle Report - Attacking BW
[range] 22,315,649 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 348,157,759 allied staff.
[range] 25,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 30,248,836 allied staff.
[range] 729,955 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,902,630 allied staff.
[range] 130,077,781 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,003,879,703 allied staff.
[range] 396,602,118 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,529,558,702 hostile staff.
[range] 27,497,721 hostile Striker attacked, killing 8,337,103 allied staff.
[range] 98,961,215 allied Striker attacked, killing 23,449,434 hostile staff.
[range] 2,669,295 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 16,388,178 allied staff.
[range] 280,389,791 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,599,965,400 allied staff.
[range] 123,787,166 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 130,181,893 hostile staff.
[range] 18,210,496 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 20,820,825 allied staff.
[range] 9,465,032 allied Assassin attacked, killing 3,411,393 hostile staff.
[range] 636,241 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 473,779 allied staff.
[range] 21,597,678 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,279,789 hostile staff.
[range] 47,746,813 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 108,809,246 allied staff.
[range] 28,074,495 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 107,885,096 allied staff.
[range] 34,669,789 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 38,734,821 allied staff.
[range] 98,546,326 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 36,270,620 hostile staff.
[range] 164 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 545 allied staff.
[range] 215 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 743 allied staff.
[range] 8,230,808 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 65,574,201 allied staff.
[range] 4 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 5 allied staff.
[range] 7,131,827 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 5,837,855 hostile staff.
[range] 2 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1 allied staff.
[range] 46 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 454 allied staff.
[range] 6,878,719 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 19,516,540 allied staff.
[range] 89,324 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 271,771 allied staff.
[range] 8,514,186 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 153,655,833 allied staff.
[range] 47,276,101 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 65,738,937 hostile staff.
[range] 2,490,920 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 13,539,227 allied staff.
[range] 11,892,333 hostile Marine attacked, killing 24,799,777 allied staff.
[range] 137,964,457 allied Marine attacked, killing 99,214,921 hostile staff.
[range] 2,234,823 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 7,084,244 allied staff.
[range] 5,543,420 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 195,269,790 allied staff.
[range] 3 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 3 allied staff.
[range] 7,863,242 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 4,371,424 hostile staff.
[range] 957,608 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 989,190 allied staff.
[range] 2,614,426 allied Officer attacked, killing 768,472 hostile staff.

Distracted: 2,042,614,525 [£8,476,485,706,200] friendlies distracted. 2,565,829,322 [£19,892,658,326,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 2,376,409 [£26,638,205,600] friendlies disabled. 5,279,789 [£335,933,497,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 2,707,775,539 [£14,240,508,518,400] friendlies dead. 332,974,329 [£18,674,133,542,800] enemies dead.
Bribed: 13,539,227 [£53,833,952,200] friendlies bribed.

You gained 6,406,285 effectiveness.
You gained 5.83 fame.
You lost 8.34 honour.
You will soon be receiving £116,615,674,600 insurance.

 

[phantom]

Battle Report - Attacking BW
[middle] 10,712,599 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 151,418,877 allied staff.
[middle] 17,554,905 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 18,278,908 allied staff.
[middle] 11,586 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 14,085 allied staff.
[middle] 645,136 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,572,246 allied staff.
[middle] 101,515,098 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,424,423,520 allied staff.
[middle] 385,323,221 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,494,534,008 hostile staff.
[middle] 49,621,327 hostile Striker attacked, killing 14,019,800 allied staff.
[middle] 89,524,623 allied Striker attacked, killing 25,283,640 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,271,957 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 8,534,762 allied staff.
[middle] 173,720,880 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 914,906,553 allied staff.
[middle] 96,076,811 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 90,015,077 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,169,847 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 10,278,438 allied staff.
[middle] 6,935,589 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,252,713 hostile staff.
[middle] 592,934 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 371,025 allied staff.
[middle] 18,647,803 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 4,159,226 hostile staff.
[middle] 16,817,611 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 33,010,418 allied staff.
[middle] 12,584,134 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 47,298,736 allied staff.
[middle] 30,889,929 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 28,679,856 allied staff.
[middle] 97,264,407 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 32,604,765 hostile staff.
[middle] 66 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 173 allied staff.
[middle] 75 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 309 allied staff.
[middle] 6,251,949 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 46,288,728 allied staff.
[middle] 3 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[middle] 5,117,273 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 3,499,167 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,384,916 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 7,277,791 allied staff.
[middle] 43,731 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 121,700 allied staff.
[middle] 10,999,156 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 163,930,804 allied staff.
[middle] 44,502,017 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 50,710,797 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,031,198 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 5,158,227 allied staff.
[middle] 7,629,565 hostile Marine attacked, killing 13,245,014 allied staff.
[middle] 118,924,636 allied Marine attacked, killing 78,011,710 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,168,801 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 5,479,495 allied staff.
[middle] 2,836,058 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 85,794,150 allied staff.
[middle] 3 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 2 allied staff.
[middle] 6,440,600 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 2,897,627 hostile staff.
[middle] 171,264 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 166,168 allied staff.
[middle] 1,403,614 allied Officer attacked, killing 347,971 hostile staff.
[middle] 64 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 11,439 allied staff.

Distracted: 1,453,103,376 [£6,306,472,754,600] friendlies distracted. 2,527,138,773 [£17,844,635,258,400] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,943,271 [£25,817,722,200] friendlies disabled. 4,159,226 [£274,472,742,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 1,520,076,351 [£9,284,506,279,200] friendlies dead. 253,018,702 [£14,663,972,902,600] enemies dead.
Bribed: 5,158,227 [£24,867,492,800] friendlies bribed.

You gained 5,756,684 effectiveness.
You gained 6.68 fame.
You lost 8.82 honour.
You will soon be receiving £84,890,290,000 insurance.

 

[phantom]

Battle Report - Attacking BW
[close] 10,750,585 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 11,029,718 allied staff.
[close] 605,579 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 620,717 allied staff.
[close] 1,944,295 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 1,093,411 allied staff.
[close] 7,945 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 10,283 allied staff.
[close] 44 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 175 allied staff.
[close] 554,472 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,331,154 allied staff.
[close] 73,027,555 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 991,950,676 allied staff.
[close] 378,433,233 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,451,026,504 hostile staff.
[close] 1,006 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 2,757 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 2 Gargantua.
[close] 16,326,561 hostile Striker attacked, killing 4,485,807 allied staff.
[close] 84,005,894 allied Striker attacked, killing 18,984,114 hostile staff.
[close] 636,481 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 3,922,205 allied staff.
[close] 300,260,642 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 47,995,641 hostile staff.
[close] 75,375,419 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 330,931,508 allied staff.
[close] 83,526,301 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 54,251,384 hostile staff.
[close] 1,687,670 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,537,260 allied staff.
[close] 5,600,285 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,632,627 hostile staff.
[close] 14,910,609 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 78,905,208 allied staff.
[close] 26,189,482 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 24,037,977 allied staff.
[close] 96,749,119 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 28,802,463 hostile staff.
[close] 2 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 2 allied staff.
[close] 2,963,427 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 22,443,611 allied staff.
[close] 555,977 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 910,879 allied staff.
[close] 392,138 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,695,490 allied staff.
[close] 4 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 19 allied staff.
[close] 4,073,297 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 61,758,125 allied staff.
[close] 43,530,246 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 35,983,158 hostile staff.
[close] 425,097 hostile Marine attacked, killing 758,251 allied staff.
[close] 110,419,137 allied Marine attacked, killing 55,369,794 hostile staff.
[close] 1,878,269 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 4,821,991 allied staff.
[close] 5,961,794 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 442,378 hostile staff.
[close] 1,139,652 allied Officer attacked, killing 102,856 hostile staff.
[close] 384,635 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 20,134,964 allied staff.
[close] 25,384 hostile Stunbot attacked, disabling 326,062 allied staff.
[close] 1 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 6 allied staff.
[close] 143,680 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 102,885 hostile staff.
[close] 18 hostile Cybernetic T-Rex squished dead 1,755 allied staff.
[close] 59 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 9,419 allied staff.
[close] 10,656,947 allied Seed Thief stole 630,306,889 stored seeds. [65,800,917] tree. [210,904,843] bush. [117,682,544] flower. [235,918,585] grass.
[close] 2,457,885 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,008 land. [222] tree. [630] bush. [87] flower. [69] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 1,115,649,542 [£4,707,779,697,600] friendlies distracted. 2,479,828,967 [£15,040,507,055,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 4,263,585 [£31,086,072,600] friendlies disabled.
Died: 442,806,297 [£3,095,357,009,000] friendlies dead. 214,761,952 [£11,938,761,330,300] enemies dead.
Bribed: 6 [£13,200] friendlies bribed. 102,885 [£3,836,276,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 2 [£2,000,000] friendlies converted.

You stole 336 land. [74] tree. [210] bush. [29] flower. [23] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You stole 393,729,157 seeds. [41,103,374] tree seeds. [131,744,373] bush seeds. [73,511,887] flower seeds. [147,369,523] grass seeds.
You gained 4,316,518 effectiveness.
You gained 8.05 fame.
You lost 10.06 honour.
You earned £2,365,035 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £18,923,426,200 insurance.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.

 

[[Ninja-7]]

My end of round present to everyone

Battle Report - Attacking Zippy
[range] 105,000,000 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 416,204,111 allied staff.
[raised] 18,257,675 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 31,881,869 allied staff.
[range] 3,449,979 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 8,426,012 allied staff.
[raised] 59,539 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 47,965,115 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 216,888,765 hostile staff.
[range] 90,621,858 allied Marine attacked, killing 105,599,901 hostile staff.

Died: 456,511,992 [£2,459,777,136,600] friendlies dead. 322,488,666 [£6,272,828,837,700] enemies dead.
Converted: 18,317,214 [£293,611,275,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 9,388 effectiveness.
You gained 53.38 fame.
You lost 82.25 honour.
You earned £20,020,582,642 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £233,500,187,000 insurance.

 

['Tiger']

What a BR.

 

[Spiky Spoon]

My end of round present to everyone

Battle Report - Attacking Zippy
[range] 105,000,000 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 416,204,111 allied staff.
[raised] 18,257,675 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 10,000,000 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 31,881,869 allied staff.
[range] 3,449,979 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 8,426,012 allied staff.
[raised] 59,539 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 47,965,115 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 216,888,765 hostile staff.
[range] 90,621,858 allied Marine attacked, killing 105,599,901 hostile staff.

Died: 456,511,992 [£2,459,777,136,600] friendlies dead. 322,488,666 [£6,272,828,837,700] enemies dead.
Converted: 18,317,214 [£293,611,275,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 9,388 effectiveness.
You gained 53.38 fame.
You lost 82.25 honour.
You earned £20,020,582,642 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £233,500,187,000 insurance.

God, why isn't anyone going anything about those multis...............

 

[Hippie]

End of round. like ID's matter now

Battle Report - Attacking Superstition [2605]
[range] 909,539 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,983,408 allied staff.
[range] 36,631,207 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 331,711,692 allied staff.
[range] 12,191,948 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,181,881 hostile staff.
[range] 2,313,038 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,511,882 allied staff.
[range] 1,989,766 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 237,141 allied staff.
[range] 5,189,350 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 4,290,538 allied staff.
[range] 11,437,558 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,006,730 allied staff.
[range] 1,035,120 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 270,593 allied staff.
[range] 19,040,592 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 172,959,302 hostile staff.
[range] 297,094 hostile Marine attacked, killing 67,591 allied staff.
[range] 78,271,657 allied Marine attacked, killing 68,011,179 hostile staff.

Distracted: 333,989,015 [£1,361,036,032,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,220,549 [£25,904,371,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 6,870,011 [£312,737,264,000] friendlies dead. 242,152,362 [£2,263,654,178,500] enemies dead.



Battle Report - Attacking Superstition [2605]
[middle] 886,532 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,946,603 allied staff.
[middle] 34,310,233 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 331,431,705 allied staff.
[middle] 12,046,663 allied Striker attacked, killing 60,841 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,937,437 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 223,023 allied staff.
[middle] 11,071,517 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,882,606 allied staff.
[middle] 853,949 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 226,788 allied staff.
[middle] 19,033,767 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,334,999 hostile staff.
[middle] 78,262,456 allied Marine attacked, killing 63,941,757 hostile staff.

Distracted: 333,541,099 [£1,345,750,460,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 2,169,626 [£25,024,912,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 73,337,597 [£624,515,852,700] enemies dead.



Battle Report - Attacking Superstition [2605]
[close] 700,627 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 94,623 allied staff.
[close] 126,499,696 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 116,461,190 allied staff.
[close] 859,820 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,582,241 allied staff.
[close] 31,687,539 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 215,372,877 allied staff.
[close] 12,068,668 allied Striker attacked, killing 200 hostile staff.
[close] 108,645,327 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 2,900,459 allied staff.
[close] 10,648,569 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,775,024 allied staff.
[close] 690,228 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 185,900 allied staff.
[close] 19,173,846 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 10,678,524 hostile staff.
[close] 79,381,662 allied Marine attacked, killing 62,490,789 hostile staff.

Distracted: 336,790,073 [£1,480,264,508,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,582,241 [£5,839,915,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 73,169,513 [£641,234,906,500] enemies dead.

 

[Dax]

Yeah I mean, it only took four peoplein my group
to quit and the entire round, right? And you personally contributed a wealth of effort towards achieving that?

Do me a favour? Shut your mouth. Sarcasm is hilarious when it's at the expense of other people's enjoyment of the game, right?

Me slaying the striker:

Battle Report - Attacking Legend [3096]
[range] 8,496,040 hostile Striker attacked, killing 815,789 allied staff.
[range] 29,184,211 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,668,510 hostile staff.
[range] 358,247 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 5,036,810 allied staff.
[range] 197,832 hostile Marine attacked, killing 312,949 allied staff.

Died: 6,165,548 [£89,494,582,000] friendlies dead. 14,668,510 [£546,356,196,800] enemies dead.

You gained 216,582 effectiveness.
You gained 49.69 fame.
You lost 64.27 honour.
You earned £7,327,802,525 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £15,877,389,000 insurance.

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Battle Report - Attacking Legend [3096]
[middle] 4,779,575 hostile Striker attacked, killing 443,162 allied staff.
[middle] 27,810,705 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 5,085,347 hostile staff.
[middle] 121,638 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,729,346 allied staff.

Died: 2,172,508 [£37,065,168,600] friendlies dead. 5,085,347 [£576,817,730,000] enemies dead.

You gained 236,926 effectiveness.
You gained 50.37 fame.
You lost 64.51 honour.
You earned £8,110,124,243 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £6,762,900,000 insurance.


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Battle Report - Attacking Legend [3096]
[close] 35,577,353 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 29,763,501 allied staff.
[close] 146,457 hostile Striker attacked, killing 13,712 allied staff.
[close] 5,995,978 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 8,723,909 allied staff.
[close] 121,638 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,782,327 allied staff.
[close] 298,767 hostile White Wizard zapped 587,637 allied staff.
[close] 100 hostile White Knight attacked, slaying 1,422 allied staff.
[close] 3,231,395 allied Thief stole 1,224 land. [296] tree. [768] bush. [85] flower. [75] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 29,763,501 [£81,576,440,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 8,723,909 [£25,550,407,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 2,385,098 [£21,750,135,200] friendlies dead.

You stole 1,224 land. [296] tree. [768] bush. [85] flower. [75] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You lost 5,060 effectiveness.
You gained 31.24 fame.
You lost 61.04 honour.
You earned £2,875,382 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £3,438,087,000 insurance.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.

 

[Max]

Hey, I think we can all be happy at a few great BRs to end the round on, thanks for posting yours DaX. I'm looking forward to some crazy end of round suicidal BRs being posted in the next few hours

 

[Dax]

I agree. I texted Ninja my congratulations as he was the one who went out and finally did what was necessary. Now time for people to stop the Pom portalling, and we're all good.