Round 51 Battle Reports

Spiky Spoon

Head Gardener
Joined
Jul 7, 2008
Messages
271
Location
Manchester
Following on from Toby's. I've got an uber honour loss.

Distracted: 6,467,300 [£46,809,037,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 4,290,757 [£32,880,026,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 8,068,632 [£37,376,147,200] friendlies dead. 36,342,331 [£467,088,564,900] enemies dead.

You gained 33,896 effectiveness.
You gained 16.71 fame.
You lost 96.88 honour.
You earned £805,115,501 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £4,133,068,200 insurance.
 

Dax

Hydroponics Developer
Joined
Apr 22, 2009
Messages
3,126
Location
Northants, UK
<inane babbling>

Jesus Christ, shut the f*ck up you incoherent and language-deficient mess.

You just waffle on. It's non-structured and non-linear argument that you actually expect people to read fully, despite it being littered with inconsistency and general idiocy.

"You" didn't do anything. I asked a few in game friends to help me kill one if I organised it all. "You" are still vastly incompetent.

Back to the point in hand:

Battle Report - Attacking Insomn
[range] 75,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 144,041,260 hostile staff.
[range] 19,025,950 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 94,725,827 allied staff.
[range] 20,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,846,547 hostile staff.
[range] 6,288,295 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,196,467 allied staff.

Distracted: 95,922,294 [£283,018,530,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 145,887,807 [£1,852,315,779,500] enemies disabled.

You gained 537,995 effectiveness.
You gained 1.21 fame.
You gained 2.79 honour.

Battle Report - Attacking Insomn
[middle] 75,000,000 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 171,306,973 hostile staff.
[middle] 41,098,993 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 96,543,016 allied staff.
[middle] 20,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 7,722,354 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,592 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 7,213 allied staff.
[middle] 12,263,375 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,140,958 allied staff.
[middle] 4,471 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 1,114 allied staff.
[middle] 4,641,993 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 438,218 allied staff.
[middle] 1,310,244 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,104,720 allied staff.
[middle] 18,781,126 hostile Marine attacked, killing 2,611,954 allied staff.
[middle] 22,967 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 6,158 allied staff.

Distracted: 98,683,974 [£353,400,320,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 179,029,327 [£2,176,113,458,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 3,064,657 [£62,452,610,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 1,104,720 [£21,247,940,000] friendlies bribed.

You gained 644,449 effectiveness.
You gained 5.78 fame.
You gained 5.02 honour.
You will soon be receiving £12,490,522,000 insurance.

Battle Report - Attacking lost in a maze of IRL haze [5057]
[close] 1,281,585 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,135,708 allied staff.
[close] 72,042,840 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 145,152,858 hostile staff.
[close] 43,796,042 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 95,494,922 allied staff.
[close] 11,341,166 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 3,106,975 allied staff.
[close] 25,617 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 9,604 allied staff.
[close] 12,879,869 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,321,032 allied staff.
[close] 18,967,322 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 8,221,303 allied staff.
[close] 10,214,275 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 1,731,928 allied staff.
[close] 7,690,298 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 7,470,387 allied staff.
[close] 55,647 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 96,997 allied staff.
[close] 19,524,843 hostile Marine attacked, killing 2,889,135 allied staff.
[close] 1,604,504 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,108,912 allied staff.
[close] 4,250,450 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 231,568 allied staff.
[close] 36,216 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 9,816 allied staff.
[close] 61,674 hostile Private attacked, killing 8,305 allied staff.
[close] 4,836,958 hostile Shield Android attacked, killing 315,082 allied staff.
[close] 4,689 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 7,163 allied staff.

Distracted: 102,058,637 [£418,802,560,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,731,928 [£33,007,925,000] friendlies disabled. 145,152,858 [£1,790,508,277,100] enemies disabled.
Died: 20,361,109 [£392,515,375,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 7,163 [£136,890,000] friendlies bribed.

You gained 573,164 effectiveness.
You gained 1.91 fame.
You gained 6.74 honour.
You will soon be receiving £78,503,075,000 insurance.

Was looking for a worthwhile score drop to negate my seed stash score - And I ended up getting a tonne of well-earned effectiveness! Good BR, and well-defended chaps.
 

Garrett2

Landscape Designer
Joined
Jan 19, 2012
Messages
1,703
you gave me bribes! :D if you hadn't sent hools i could have a full meelion arsons, but oh no. stupid hools :(
 

InSoMnIaC20

Head Gardener
Joined
Nov 6, 2008
Messages
464
Battle Report - Attacking*DaX's pnap (the real reason DaX attacked me ;) )

[close] 199,999 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 175,721 allied staff.
[close] 50,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 216,714,552 hostile staff.
[close] 10,000,000 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,043,656 hostile staff.
[close] 92,550 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 142,164 allied staff.
[close] 1,935,665 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 26,058,083 allied staff.
[close] 589,371 hostile White Wizard zapped 1,167,195 allied staff.
[close] 490,097 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,176 land. [539] tree. [1,209] bush. [282] flower. [146] grass. [0] uncultivated.*

Distracted:*175,721 [£394,215,800] friendlies distracted.*219,758,208 [£1,347,286,112,700] enemies distracted.*
Disabled:*142,164 [£454,728,000] friendlies disabled.*
Died:*27,225,278 [£61,250,423,000] friendlies dead.*

You stole 2,176 land. [539] tree. [1,209] bush. [282] flower. [146] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You gained 494,840 effectiveness.
You gained 66.44 fame.
You gained 36.77 honour.
You earned £30,668,999 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £285,437,400 insurance.
 

Timmiejj

Pruner
Joined
Feb 13, 2013
Messages
68
Some results of the past few days of my bounty hunting efforts x-)

[range] 100,005 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 18,349 allied staff.
[range] 107,258,555 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 132,162,355 hostile staff.

Died: 18,349 [£1,009,150,000] friendlies dead. 132,162,355 [£1,682,749,050,600] enemies dead.

You gained 706,609 effectiveness.
You gained 61.96 fame.
You lost 62.15 honour.
You earned £469,757,020,493 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £201,830,000 insurance.

[range] 4,812,560 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 813,892 allied staff.
[range] 96,889,075 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 138,837,712 hostile staff.

Died: 813,892 [£44,764,060,000] friendlies dead. 138,837,712 [£1,825,763,153,600] enemies dead.

You gained 760,374 effectiveness.
You gained 56.29 fame.
You lost 62.36 honour.
You earned £361,604,466,234 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £8,952,812,000 insurance.

[range] 39,665 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,722 allied staff.
[range] 4,225,783 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 5,230,608 allied staff.
[range] 477,445 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 81,761 allied staff.
[range] 80,972,980 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 46,727,825 hostile staff.
[range] 632,044 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 78,270 allied staff.
[range] 270,323 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 102,531 allied staff.
[range] 1,624,026 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 306,593 allied staff.
[range] 862,784 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 524,354 allied staff.
[range] 335,736 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 177,373 allied staff.
[range] 107,126 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 102,166 allied staff.
[range] 257,218 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 45,612 allied staff.
[range] 45,632 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 121,349 allied staff.

Distracted: 5,714,574 [£314,301,570,000] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 78,270 [£4,304,850,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 980,495 [£53,927,225,000] friendlies dead. 46,727,825 [£1,736,176,505,600] enemies dead.

You gained 2,445,648 effectiveness.
You gained 69.19 fame.
You gained 32.57 honour.
You earned £352,410,747,279 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £10,785,445,000 insurance.
 

Timmiejj

Pruner
Joined
Feb 13, 2013
Messages
68
Battle Report - Defending PEW PEW PEW
[range] 21,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 26,383,348 hostile staff.
[range] 551,299 allied Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,015,930 hostile staff.
[range] 115,831,486 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,659,413,876 hostile staff.
[range] 25,000,000 allied Striker attacked, killing 6,530,592 hostile staff.
[range] 19,404,854 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,388,160 allied staff.
[range] 267,956,559 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,125,663,090 hostile staff.
[range] 1,994,157 allied Assassin attacked, killing 827,641 hostile staff.
[range] 2,259,003 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 657,306 hostile staff.
[range] 65,973,701 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 29,732,103 allied staff.
[range] 33,520,566 allied Harrier attacked, killing 29,040,185 hostile staff.
[range] 63,026,297 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 73,174,009 allied staff.
[range] 63,848,205 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 24,826,081 hostile staff.
[range] 8,894,988 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 41,495,486 hostile staff.
[range] 2,392,694 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,657,187 hostile staff.
[range] 20,929,894 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 98,415,200 allied staff.
[range] 1,512,020 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 898,477 hostile staff.
[range] 111,185,975 hostile Marine attacked, killing 158,512,533 allied staff.
[range] 2,286,619 allied HQ Humvee attacked, killing 1,160,911 hostile staff.
[range] 7,976,916 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 17,114,415 hostile staff.
[range] 2,886,500 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 5,148,697 allied staff.
[range] 967,175 allied HQ Officer attacked, killing 481,457 hostile staff.
[range] 746,964 allied HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 5,608,065 hostile staff.

Distracted: 1,684,239,957 [£7,218,356,553,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 1,673,236 [£24,952,967,200] enemies disabled. 29,732,103 [£533,658,046,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,263,962,377 [£10,918,920,302,600] enemies dead. 340,638,599 [£5,218,472,585,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 898,477 [£32,298,261,000] enemies bribed.

You gained 4,558,160 effectiveness.
You gained 14.33 fame.
You gained 13.72 honour.
You will soon be receiving £151,550,210,000 insurance.
 

Yochoko

Head Gardener
Joined
Feb 28, 2011
Messages
314
The most one-sided BR i ever had! XD
(sorry, Mr. Inc. i happened to check on silence for once then!)

Battle Report - Defending Silence
[range] 2,804,941 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,082,034 hostile staff.
[range] 247,839 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 47,631 allied staff.
[range] 3,992,296 hostile Arsonist attacked, disabling 1,066,241 allied staff.
[range] 498,850 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,817,006 allied staff.
[range] 407,476 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 159,995 allied staff.
[range] 19,676,682 allied Vampire attacked, killing 37,604,705 hostile staff.
[raised] 2,748,944 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 15,412 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 17,272 allied staff.
[range] 3,464,007 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 698,401 allied staff.
[range] 474,115 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 258,526 hostile staff.
[range] 2,505,447 allied Sniper attacked, killing 1,731,907 hostile staff.
[range] 38,774,045 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 1,456,989 hostile staff.
[raised] 13,789 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 224,937 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 143,031 hostile staff.
[range] 6,957,223 allied Humvee attacked, killing 980,329 hostile staff.
[range] 2,800 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 9,499 allied staff.

Stunned: 17,272 [£552,550,300] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 1,817,006 [£29,029,682,900] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,764,642 [£53,072,770,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 43,257,521 [£1,326,794,023,900] enemies dead. 217,125 [£7,805,949,500] friendlies dead.
Converted: 2,762,733 [£44,327,829,000] enemies converted.

You gained 521,770 effectiveness.
You gained 1.10 fame.
You gained 5.32 honour.
You will soon be receiving £683,508,800 insurance.
 

Gazzy

Head Gardener
Joined
Jan 26, 2013
Messages
304
Location
Manchester, UK.
Catching someone in BW offline.

Battle Report - XXXX
[range] 1,425,679 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 20,615,420 allied staff.
[range] 119,926,993 allied Striker attacked, killing 35,489,600 hostile staff.
[range] 118,397,402 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 253,626,957 allied staff.
[range] 72,209,247 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 235,045,380 hostile staff.
[range] 40,464,577 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 86,350,454 hostile staff.
[range] 94,577,734 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 33,640,245 hostile staff.

Died: 274,242,377 [£5,210,813,745,800] friendlies dead. 390,525,679 [£12,637,018,023,000] enemies dead.

You gained 2,116,276 effectiveness.
You gained 8.23 fame.
You lost 29.72 honour.
You earned £77,045,144,992 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £434,913,529,120 insurance.

Spike got 1t bounty.
 
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[Ninja-7]

Head Gardener
Joined
Jan 26, 2008
Messages
271
Location
Land of the concrete cows
Always disappointed by Strikers' lack of any HD at all :(
Harriers did well to be honest! One guy at 30% vs 5 of us. 'Spose that's what happens when you attack without any health flak :p
 

BabyMaker

Weeder
Joined
Mar 4, 2010
Messages
23
we had planned to prank him at atf3 but we forgot and he go pwned... im sure we will hear it when he wakes up to that br
 

Macky21

Pruner
Joined
Mar 3, 2008
Messages
76
Location
Minnesota, USA
From the guy who took pleasure in waking me up to rushes every night?

Was that you gracious in defeat?

The round wasn't lost for me at that point and rushes are a strategic move when trying to win.

You could just sit idly on your seeds and not come farm us.

You could also show a little mettle and not edit your posts
 

Gazzy

Head Gardener
Joined
Jan 26, 2013
Messages
304
Location
Manchester, UK.
You know what, you're right. My original comment was unnecessary and unsporting, so I'm sorry.

But I stand by my second comment.

I don't care that you rushed, I care that you enjoyed waking up 1/3 of our alliance every night. And bragged about it. After that you're in no position to lecture people on game etiquette.
 

Macky21

Pruner
Joined
Mar 3, 2008
Messages
76
Location
Minnesota, USA
You know what, you're right. My original comment was unnecessary and unsporting, so I'm sorry.

But I stand by my second comment.

I don't care that you rushed, I care that you enjoyed waking up 1/3 of our alliance every night. And bragged about it. After that you're in no position to lecture people on game etiquette.

From what I saw Addicted, not SP, had a spy.

SP made some good recalls and some bad recalls, defended some reals and some fakes. I also believe Block, when Alex out right asked him and he denied it.

However, Addicted and his band of merry rushers (from both SP&BW) would constantly target our offliners, draw defence then launch more rushes at more offliners. All the while we had 1 player refreshing but doing nothing. The second we kicked that player their rushes turned to crap.

Just my view.

I was fed up with always getting defended against, so that's why I stopped (stupid dogs).

I think we landed on holterman once or twice, but couldn't get on anyone else.

Coincidentally, a player was kicked around the same time I stopped doing rushes, then we attacked, I lost a lot of harriers and now I'm getting very fat so I can have them back :D

That was my only post about the rushes, you must have me confused with someone else
 
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