[h]Tue 16th Dec, year 5. Evening[/h] [h]Attacking Twigly 's evil twin brother [2441][/h] [h][/h]
Battle Report - Attacking Twigly 's evil twin brother [2441]
[h][close] 380,914 hostile Spike Trap impaled and killed 6,180,370 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 22,667,575 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 19,181,543 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 8,171,086 hostile Sleeping Gas Trap attacked, disabling 103,293,122 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 15,192,560 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 116,760,007 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 2,923,273 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,680,713 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 875,000 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 891,662 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 19,000,000 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 50,551,021 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 540,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,065,807 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 10,500,000 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 10,552,362 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 1,460,794 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 6,775,855 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 12,255,888 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 14,830,585 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 1,280,000 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 3,811,225 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 100,000 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 96,982 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 290,000 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 1,456,347 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 110,000 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 724,846 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 697 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,565 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 6,500,000 hostile Nanobot proved resistance was futile to 14,217,930 allied staff.[/h]
[h][raised] 320,571 new nanobots were assimilated.[/h]
[h][close] 1,469,035 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,375,459 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 150,000 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 624,383 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 1,640,600 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 521,971 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 3,850,000 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 49,641,942 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 95,000 hostile Stunbot attacked, disabling 624,535 allied staff.[/h]
[h][close] 90,000 hostile Cloner attacked, bribing 491,564 allied staff.[/h]
[f][close] 305,054 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,420 land. [438] tree. [794] bush. [92] flower. [96] grass. [0] uncultivated. [/f]
Distracted: [h]246,783,857 [£719,219,302,600] friendlies distracted.[/h]
Disabled: [h]122,559,467 [£317,776,083,000] friendlies disabled.[/h]
Died: [h]42,517,908 [£131,741,654,800] friendlies dead.[/h]
Bribed: [h]491,564 [£3,044,863,200] friendlies bribed.[/h]
Converted: [h]320,571 [£13,463,982,000] friendlies converted.[/h]
[f]You stole 710 land. [219] tree. [397] bush. [46] flower. [48] grass. [0] uncultivated.[/f]
[h]You lost 36,005 effectiveness.[/h]
[f]You gained 2.38 fame.[/f]
[h]You lost 59.19 honour.[/h]
[f]You earned £10,740,834 bounty.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £7,865,142,840 insurance.[/f]
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.
Tue 16th Dec, year 5. Dusk Recalled Hostiles
Twigly 's evil twin brother [2441] recalled 2,586,860 people that were sent to attack you.
Tue 16th Dec, year 5. Dusk Attacking Twigly 's evil twin brother [2441]
Battle Report - Attacking Twigly 's evil twin brother [2441]
[h][middle] 724,861 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 260,878 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 3,140,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,200,486 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 540,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,158,279 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 1,670,000 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 8,302,003 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 4,231,000 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 26,461,177 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 100,000 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 246,310 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 210,000 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 540,491 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 697 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 6,733 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 11,069,246 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 82,740,481 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 1,469,035 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,910,811 allied staff.[/h]
[h][middle] 150,000 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 989,921 allied staff.[/h]
Distracted: [h]246,310 [£578,127,600] friendlies distracted.[/h]
Disabled: [h]2,200,486 [£5,876,548,400] friendlies disabled.[/h]
Died: [h]39,630,293 [£100,233,505,800] friendlies dead.[/h]
Bribed: [h]82,740,481 [£206,427,223,000] friendlies bribed.[/h]
[f]You gained 65,354 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £3,924,495,600 insurance.[/f]
Tue 16th Dec, year 5. Afternoon Attacking Al-Qaeda sparks population boom [6305]
Battle Report - Attacking Al-Qaeda sparks population boom [6305]
[h][range] 150,000,000 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 817,271 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 10,000,000 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1 allied staff.[/h]
Died: [h]817,272 [£38,005,544,500] friendlies dead.[/h]
[f]You gained 6,081 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £7,464,578,900 insurance.[/f]
Tue 16th Dec, year 5. Afternoon Attacking Twigly 's evil twin brother [2441]
Battle Report - Attacking Twigly 's evil twin brother [2441]
[h][range] 724,861 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 255,516 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 3,140,000 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 2,180,033 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 540,000 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 1,172,425 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 1,670,000 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 12,605,313 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 4,231,000 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 23,736,866 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 100,000 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 227,816 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 210,000 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 584,851 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 697 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 7,578 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 11,069,246 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 87,942,732 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 1,469,035 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,979,878 allied staff.[/h]
[h][range] 150,000 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 994,302 allied staff.[/h]
Distracted: [h]227,816 [£534,926,000] friendlies distracted.[/h]
Disabled: [h]2,180,033 [£5,739,939,000] friendlies disabled.[/h]
Died: [h]41,336,729 [£102,911,852,200] friendlies dead.[/h]
Bribed: [h]87,942,732 [£214,836,159,600] friendlies bribed.[/h]
[f]You gained 67,874 effectiveness.[/f]
[f]You will soon be receiving £3,401,692,800 insurance.[/f]
Possibly the best cheated bribe combination I have ever seen, and you do it so well as well. Only ever keep 1-2 sets of helpers in news at any one time. Always hiding your stealth bribes to make it look like you're legit. This is the first time you've actually revealed your full set up, why is that? You should have stayed hidden until the end because now everybody will know you cheated. I have you admitting to it and I've been saving spy reports since the day I caught you, I have lots of them and I showed lots of players too.
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Offtopic and against the rules again...
But don't worry Im probsbly having a round off,thanks for making this round interesting..
Don't you even think about talking to me about rules, I play within the rules of this game every round I play. Go ask somebody how many times I have been banned for swearing and other childish things but I have NEVER once cheated.
IDs are allowed to be posted 3 days before the round ends, or were the last time I played.
Everybody is breaking the rules but nobody but me and a few other friends seem to do anything about it.
Trust me, if you do sign up to next round I will find you, and I will kill you. If you think you can pull the wool over my eyes by playing incognito then think again. Because that is one of my best talents, locating players, friends and most importantly cheaters.
If this post is edited it will be a real shame, but it's not hard to work out who you are simply by spying me and seeing who I hit last.
