It's an old dilemma :)

harriergirl

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2 dopplegangers are fighting, They are equal in every way including training and skill.

One has a shovel, one has a baseball bat...

who wins :)

:wave:
 

timtadams

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Wait! neither wins...and, they both die simultaneously of exhaustion!

really, i have no idea

btw, whats a doppleganger?
 

Alcibiades

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baseball bat > shovel

nothing like 42 inches of ash to the skull to end any silly plans of dominance!
 

tobapopalos

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Baseball bat ftw. Shovels are heavy and clumsy, and the flat edge makes them aerodynamically awful, so when you swing it you get a much higher drag factor than with the baseball bat.

And a doppelganger is someone who looks exactly like you.
 

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A doppelganger (or doppelgänger) is a mirror image of someone, typically an 'evil' version of you (or the opposite of you, whichever!) that signifies bad luck, doom and gloom.
 

Tapeyy

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please go with the shovel, its hard to decapitate someone with a baseball bat.
P.S. you don't swing it open face:p
 

Alcibiades

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please go with the shovel, its hard to decapitate someone with a baseball bat.


Unless you also have tried it, I suggest you retract that vile and slanderous statement towards baseball bat lovers and users everywhere! ;)

Shovels are too ungainly, although, if you got a nice half size shovel, and sharpened an edge, it would be formidable indeed.
 

Dimitar

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I'd go with the bat.. a vampire bat to me more precise :D .. hell just a simple vampire also could do the trick
 

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id have to go with the BAseball bat for the speed you could swing it with... one shot to the knees knock em down n then in Mortal Kombat Style!

FINISH HIM.....

Lol
 

pinpower

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shovel, as not only will it cause blunt force damage (or something like that) it'll also cut you...so you'll be wounded more each blow.
 

Tapeyy

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Unless you also have tried it, I suggest you retract that vile and slanderous statement towards baseball bat lovers and users everywhere! ;)


Apologies my statement is retracted :sad: still you know it to be true :p
 

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Shovel FTW!~ A shovel is harder can damage baseball bat, and you can just swing it with the sharper edge facing the front......(Instant broadsword!)

Unless the person is too weak to wield a shovel, which in that case the bat would OWN with its agility.....:-D
 

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It's me. It's always me. I always win.

Win!
 
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