Couple things:
First off, I'm a POM, no surprises there.
Secondly, this incompetent window licking, knuckle dragging, oxygen thief of a neanderthal has been trying to land on me for days and is embarrassingly bad.
Thirdly, I love being a POM - and how people even at +1 and +2 still can't land, not because I'm awesome but because they are imbeciles
Fourthly, I forgot how much fun it is being a POM, stopping idiot flak artists, and just harassing people in general.
EDIT: WKs are stupidly funny when they work for you.
I missed all you guys
(even the window lickers.)
Wed 26th Jul, year 3. Afternoon Defending
Battle Report - Defending
[close] 429,618 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 185,431 hostile staff.
[close] 828,928 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 691,945 hostile staff.
[close] 3,598,204 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 35,799,952 hostile staff.
[close] 4,606,497 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 10,407,898 hostile staff.
[close] 902,788 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 145,578 hostile staff.
[close] 714,562 allied Yob attacked, disabling 41,082 hostile staff.
Distracted: 47,230,804 [£171,257,165,600] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 41,082 [£2,464,920,000] enemies disabled.
You gained 18,762 effectiveness.
You gained 3.12 fame.
You gained 4.20 honour.
Wed 26th Jul, year 3. Noon Defending
Battle Report - Defending
[middle] 3,598,204 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 36,337,004 hostile staff.
[middle] 902,788 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 934,996 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,515,063 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,316,939 hostile staff.
[middle] 105,466 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,612,310 hostile staff.
Distracted: 41,588,939 [£149,102,699,200] enemies distracted.
Died: 1,612,310 [£3,931,683,200] enemies dead.
You gained 29,591 effectiveness.
You gained 6.25 fame.
You gained 6.75 honour.
Wed 26th Jul, year 3. Morning Defending
Battle Report - Defending
[range] 3,598,204 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 35,863,289 hostile staff.
[range] 902,788 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 901,962 hostile staff.
[range] 1,515,063 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,462,288 hostile staff.
[range] 103,446 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 1,395,804 hostile staff.
Distracted: 41,227,539 [£148,155,547,400] enemies distracted.
Died: 1,395,804 [£3,418,031,200] enemies dead.
You gained 29,061 effectiveness.
You gained 6.24 fame.
You gained 6.75 honour.
Tue 25th Jul, year 3. Early hours Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 7 ticks, 49,019,000 people from this same incompetent will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
Thu 20th Jul, year 3. Afternoon Defending
Battle Report - Defending
[close] 429,618 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 615,985 hostile staff.
[close] 55,383 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 63,735 allied staff.
[close] 827,430 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 843,887 hostile staff.
[close] 319,133 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 314,508 allied staff.
[close] 3,597,464 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 38,279,698 hostile staff.
[close] 1,710 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 16,809 allied staff.
[close] 4,604,834 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 4,668,186 hostile staff.
[close] 97,701 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 529,489 allied staff.
[close] 902,618 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 201,049 hostile staff.
[close] 6,853 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 3,311 allied staff.
[close] 556,748 allied Yob attacked, disabling 84,517 hostile staff.
[close] 1,513,325 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 3,579 hostile staff.
Distracted: 44,612,384 [£134,387,755,200] enemies distracted. 927,852 [£3,059,282,100] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 84,517 [£4,054,374,000] enemies disabled.
You gained 4,990 effectiveness.
You gained 0.60 fame.
You gained 0.76 honour.
Thu 20th Jul, year 3. Noon Defending
Battle Report - Defending
[middle] 3,598,204 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 34,144,373 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,757 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 19,912 allied staff.
[middle] 902,788 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 830,938 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,642 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 14,556 allied staff.
[middle] 1,514,704 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,039,630 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,068 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 38,788 allied staff.
[middle] 4,412 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 65,161 hostile staff.
Distracted: 39,014,941 [£107,287,684,600] enemies distracted. 73,256 [£198,749,900] friendlies distracted.
Died: 65,161 [£173,745,200] enemies dead.
You gained 3,887 effectiveness.
You gained 0.59 fame.
You gained 0.74 honour.
Thu 20th Jul, year 3. Morning Defending
Battle Report - Defending
[range] 3,598,204 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 34,158,956 hostile staff.
[range] 1,757 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 19,358 allied staff.
[range] 902,788 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 851,721 hostile staff.
[range] 14,646 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 15,549 allied staff.
[range] 1,514,708 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,028,141 hostile staff.
[range] 15,134 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 39,402 allied staff.
[range] 1,047 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 15,326 hostile staff.
Distracted: 39,038,818 [£107,270,754,400] enemies distracted. 74,309 [£194,950,600] friendlies distracted.
Died: 15,326 [£40,445,600] enemies dead.
You gained 3,868 effectiveness.
You gained 0.59 fame.
You gained 0.74 honour.
Tue 18th Jul, year 3. Noon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 10 ticks, 44,744,888 people from this incompetent will arrive to attack you. Mob ETA was modified by +2 from: Attacking at 30-35% attack range.
Sat 8th Jul, year 3. Morning Defending
Battle Report - Defending
[close] 429,618 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 169,192 hostile staff.
[close] 786,161 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 725,973 hostile staff.
[close] 3,598,204 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 38,863,094 hostile staff.
[close] 4,606,497 allied Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 593,203 hostile staff.
Distracted: 40,351,462 [£106,475,720,000] enemies distracted.
You gained 11,499 effectiveness.
You gained 2.93 fame.
You gained 3.59 honour.
Sat 8th Jul, year 3. Dawn Defending
Battle Report - Defending
[middle] 3,598,204 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 37,535,663 hostile staff.
[middle] 902,788 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 958,051 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,515,063 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,801,260 hostile staff.
[middle] 125 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 289 hostile staff.
Distracted: 40,294,974 [£103,086,440,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 289 [£17,340,000] enemies dead.
You gained 11,141 effectiveness.
You gained 2.92 fame.
You gained 3.58 honour.
Sat 8th Jul, year 3. Early hours
Battle Report - Defending
[range] 3,598,204 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 37,830,903 hostile staff.
[range] 902,788 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 1,031,340 hostile staff.
[range] 1,515,063 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,441,489 hostile staff.
[range] 116 allied White Knight attacked, slaying 249 hostile staff.
Distracted: 40,303,732 [£103,611,920,000] enemies distracted.
Died: 249 [£14,940,000] enemies dead.
You gained 11,196 effectiveness.
You gained 2.92 fame.
You gained 3.58 honour.
