AZZER LIVES

Lupus

Head Gardener
Joined
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Messages
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Mon 22nd Mar, year 6. Early hours Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
[r/m] 82,167,898,268 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 46,959,641,900 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,732 allied F-117 attacked, killing 9,340 hostile staff.
[range] 11,048,410,612 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 50,343,041,509 allied staff.
[all] 35,836,356 allied Bunker attacked, killing 54,766,814 hostile staff.
[all] 131,442,434 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 976,455,672 hostile staff.
[close] 1,955,902 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 15,153 hostile staff.
[m/c] 19,087,182,468 allied Extremist attacked, killing 5,918,258,163 hostile staff.
[close] 205 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 141 allied staff.
[r/c] 214,732,965 allied EMP Warrior attacked, killing 200,522,514 hostile staff.
[all] 3,063,096,306 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 1,242,337,775 hostile staff.
[close] 4,210 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,482 allied staff.
[r/m] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 6,636 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,197,613,200 allied Biker attacked, killing 503 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,051,646 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1,618,611 allied staff.
[close] 8,894,531 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 4 hostile staff.
[close] 1,161,837 allied Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 15,575 hostile staff.
[m/c] 6,789,172 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 2,333,543 hostile staff.
[close] 3,202 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 7,139 allied staff.
[all] 7,969,246,201 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 10,447,831,565 hostile staff.
[close] 90,015,672,145 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 72,501,230 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 36,501,545 Gargantua.
[r/m] 34,529,376,986 allied Striker attacked, killing 18,234,645,029 hostile staff.
[r/m] 28,651,468 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 4,323,687 hostile staff.
[close] 36,621,650 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 2 hostile staff.
[r/m] 102,456,842,645 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 29,472,593,755 hostile staff.
[range] 127,791,178,900 allied Vampire attacked, killing 3,088,842,878 hostile staff.
[raised] 77,638 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 2,749,404,806 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 688,956,479 hostile staff.
[middle] 69,025,636 allied Assassin attacked, killing 170,352,508 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,205,622 allied Witch attacked, killing 77,683,131 hostile staff.
[middle] 21,365,344 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 32,821,939 hostile staff.
[middle] 11,395,055 allied Harrier attacked, killing 38,603,407 hostile staff.
[middle] 24,892,425 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 2,518,117 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,541,515,104 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,002,717,001 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,464,040 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 2,016,953 hostile staff.
[middle] 132,209,610,837 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 3,675,419,275 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,069,385,534 allied Sniper attacked, killing 386,720,226 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,720,634,170 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 321,683,403 hostile staff.
[middle] 28,617,414 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 9,386,411 hostile staff.
[middle] 583,837,401 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 256,028,216 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,254,376 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,463,779 hostile staff.
[close] 1 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 2 allied staff.
[middle] 1,288,455 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 139,492 hostile staff.
[middle] 882,089 allied Mummy attacked, killing 47,258 hostile staff.
[middle] 693 allied Code Monkey re-programmed 289 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,731,024 allied Rebel attacked, killing 189,991 hostile staff.
[middle] 510,954,504 allied Ranger attacked, killing 134,307,451 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,066,823 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 4,663,152 allied staff.
[middle] 4,958,872 allied Ninja attacked, killing 585,765 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,492,475 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 642,452 hostile staff.
[middle] 10,420,698,433 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,561,655,866 hostile staff.
[middle] 12,167,183,957 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 2,580,756,534 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,907,235,269 allied Marine attacked, killing 4,663,760,995 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,970,762,134 hostile Marine attacked, killing 9,506,639,432 allied staff.
[middle] 7,729,226 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,466,931 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,501,461,993 allied Jeep attacked, killing 5,123,405,422 hostile staff.
[middle] 35,163,239,246 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 11,700,755,860 allied staff.
[middle] 1,944,637,907 allied Humvee attacked, killing 749,340,713 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,483,243,180 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,561,626,545 hostile staff.
[middle] 14,312 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 1,948 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,435,288 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 308,110 hostile staff.
[middle] 22,224,156,272 allied Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 1,643,248,061 hostile staff.
[middle] 19,223 allied Apprentice attacked, killing 2,540 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,290,932 allied Officer attacked, killing 258,535 hostile staff.
[middle] 13,720,689 allied Cyborg Soldier attacked, killing 2,216,944 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,709,951,348 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 3,100,238,252 hostile staff.
[middle] 101,790,548,941 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 22,589,807,402 hostile staff.
[close] 1 hostile Cybernetic T-Rex squished dead 30 allied staff.
[middle] 37,829,024 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 276,335,959 hostile staff.

Stunned: 688,956,479 [£31,191,106,091,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 10,457,372,625 [£1,130,215,854,555,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 3,708,241,214 [£159,377,272,654,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 126,206,436,607 [£6,468,542,876,637,500] enemies dead. 71,556,729,358 [£1,396,412,561,564,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 28,270,809,113 [£1,191,362,564,761,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 36,579,183 [£43,803,096,208,000] enemies converted.
 

Bunion

Harvester
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Re: AZZER LIVES

FOOLS!

You have doomed us all with your ignorance!

His lies have twisted your minds, have warped your brains!

We tried to make you see, but you would not listen!

He has lead us into the jaws of oblivion, and now they clamp shut!

You have doomed the souls of TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS to eternal damnation!

The false god, Azzer, lives. We have failed...
 

Bunion

Harvester
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Re: AZZER LIVES

I quote now from the final book of Azzer, Chapter 26

I Live! Woohoo, this havoc I live! I take full credit for my survival, the poor fools who I suckered in to defending me were only defending me through my awesome persuasion and influence, therefore my survival is entirely me, all me. Anyone you see saying "I saved Azzer!" or "I helped save Azzer" or "I defended Azzer" means "My troops were pawns in the mighty Azzer's game, used beyond my conscious control by the great God himself". Suckers. All of you. Suckers. Hope everyone had a good havoc and a fun round ;)

You see!

This is how your "god" sees you! This is how your "god" cares for you!

Chapter 27 will see the demise of this Fallacy once again.
 

Joss

Pruner
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Re: AZZER LIVES

I know who is going to die next havoc, and it isn't me :p
 

Tapey

Weeder
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Re: AZZER LIVES

Being one of those suckered fools got me my most fun havoc ever! That being said... Hes going down next havoc!
 

Lupus

Head Gardener
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Re: AZZER LIVES

have to agree with ya rich was great fun but next havoc ooo is he dead!
 

Ace

Digger
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England-land
Re: AZZER LIVES

ah well, i had fun doing it anyway. i dont appreciate the abusive overview message though :cry:
 

Jorizz

Pruner
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Messages
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Re: AZZER LIVES

As the SaveAzzer MO I take full credit for the victory, desipte Azzer's lies posted on overview. Tough for the betreyal, his ass is going down :p
 

TaO

Tree Surgeon
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Re: AZZER LIVES

Dennis said:
/me joins with Joris

YEAH HE IS GOING DOWN!!! :D


How mean!, this guy is our God as he said on the overview message, let our God live to see another round. We are useless without our God.

and btw, i really love this ratio
[r/m] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 6,636 hostile staff.

wish i had privates with that ratio last round
 

TaO

Tree Surgeon
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Re: AZZER LIVES

CountZepplin said:
kind of a crap ratio for privates, tbh :)

okay then i want my gardners to get that ratio in bribing, low init like 20, would be perfect to win the round :)
 
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