This has always been my favorite thread every round.
I always lie. Trust me
Gravity is a myth. Earth sucks
The universe implodes - no matter..
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. (I may be drunk, but I laughed)
They're all alive. Last I heard one was curing Ebola, one had cured cancer; but since he takes after you, he's not sharing. The rest of them are disappointingly well.