$500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

[DarkSider]

Copied from another forum where it seems it started a huge disscution so:

Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.

There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.


Your balls will never be permanently damaged.

discuss.

 

[rawr]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

Yes of course.

 

[Nitrous]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

For 500 mil!!

And your balls won't be permanently damaged!

Definetly!!

 

[Cyrus]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

no, id commit suicide.

 

[DarkSider]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

For 500 mil!!

And your balls won't be permanently damaged!

Definetly!!

But what you'd get with the money ? I think the nice rich feeling will be gone pretty damn fast and you'd be left with x3 agonasing kicks in the nuts for the rest of your life.
How they say when you're wanted "you'd look over shoulder for the rest of your life" this would be similar every time you eat an icecream, you have sex, you look at tv, you are driving, you talk to somebody you'd repeat to yourself "Oh god please not now" !

 

[Treedude]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

Don't think so, that is alot of money but getting kicked in the junk 3 times every day for the rest of your life is a bloody high price to pay

And as DS said, you would end up waiting every day for the kick, paranoid!

 

[Bobbin]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

I'd take it... 500mil can buy alot of happiness.

 

[Illumination]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

Hmmm, could you have your testicles removed? Id take the money and then opt for surgery! *I say that being a woman and having no attachment to hanging jewels*- of my own anyhow

 

[DarkSider]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

The point is " You can't get away from the pain in any way "

 

[Garrett]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

I'd take it... 500mil can buy alot of happiness.

Realdoll.com is standing by waiting for your usual order.

 

[DarkSider]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

I'm sure you're wealthy with 500 million but happiness it's not all about that imo.

 

[Alcibiades]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

money doesn't buy happiness. so no, i would refuse the deal.

 

[tobapopalos]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

money doesn't buy happiness.

Who do you think is happier, Bill Gates or Scabbyface McHomelessman?

Yes, that is a pretty black and white example, but I think on the whole more money = more happiness.

 

[Garrett]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

the situation would probably be downright humorous for the first month or so. then it would get old. at 80 (if i live that long) i may not get permanent ball damage but without a better definition of 'kicked hard' i could need hip replacement... not to mention to be known as the insanely rich person who gets his nuts squashed like it's his job.

 

[Alcibiades]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

money doesn't buy happiness.

Who do you think is happier, Bill Gates or Scabbyface McHomelessman?

Yes, that is a pretty black and white example, but I think on the whole more money = more happiness.

if your whole life revolves around money and the acquisition of it; and going to any lengths (such as getting kicked 3 times a day in the testicles) then i think it won't buy you the happiness you expect.

Money can buy you the ability to pursue activity that will let you happy, but having the money is no guarantee of that. In fact, if i were super wealthy in this case, had my 500 mill per day and i was enjoying myself doing whatever it is i'd do if i was rich; and i suddenly got kicked in the balls i think it would ruin my happiness don't you? I'd essentially be living in fear, all the time, of being kicked in the balls. Which would not make me happy....

 

[Nitrous]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

For 500 mil!!

And your balls won't be permanently damaged!

Definetly!!

But what you'd get with the money ? I think the nice rich feeling will be gone pretty damn fast and you'd be left with x3 agonasing kicks in the nuts for the rest of your life.
How they say when you're wanted "you'd look over shoulder for the rest of your life" this would be similar every time you eat an icecream, you have sex, you look at tv, you are driving, you talk to somebody you'd repeat to yourself "Oh god please not now" !

500 mil?

Surely you could buy a strong enoguh pain killer with that some of that money.

 

[DarkSider]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

the situation would probably be downright humorous for the first month or so. then it would get old. at 80 (if i live that long) i may not get permanent ball damage but without a better definition of 'kicked hard' i could need hip replacement... not to mention to be known as the insanely rich person who gets his nuts squashed like it's his job.

My poor liver can't take another post like that I don't know if it's the Christmas spirit or what but i couldn't stop laughing even when i went to toilet

 

[Illumination]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

God, I hope you clean your own bathroom. Men laughing while using the toilet just sounds soooo messy.

 

[timtadams]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

PAINFUL!

I have a job, i make enough money to pay for petrol and other little things. And when i finish uni I will get a real job and hopefully a place of my own. Do i really need $500,000,000? Maybe not...oh and then incredible pain three times a day...no thank you.

 

[john]

Re: $500,000,000 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times daily

$500,000,000

and its only 3 times a day?

sign me up!