Battle Report - Defending against coffeeshop
[close] 10,875,796 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 10,096,217 hostile staff.
[close] 15,000,000 allied Attack Dog attacked, killing 12,748,916 hostile staff.
[r/m] 6,000,000 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 5,360,727 hostile staff.
[range]...