Bushtarion IRC quotes

[rooney]

<Twigley> Sometimes I find myself looking at gay porn, even to the point of masturbation. Im not gay, but something about guys makes me...well I really can't think of another word to use...horny. Does any other guys out there feel this way? Addiction to porn is bad enough, but this feels even worse. Please, any comments would help.

we call that gay...

 

[rooney]

[18:00] <Alcibiades> a quick pleasure and then we're off
[18:00] <Davs> precisely
[18:01] <Alcibiades> means i get more money that way too
[18:01] <Alcibiades> since i get a higher turnover rate


alci teh hooker!

 

[Alcibiades]

[18:00] <Alcibiades> a quick pleasure and then we're off
[18:00] <Davs> precisely
[18:01] <Alcibiades> means i get more money that way too
[18:01] <Alcibiades> since i get a higher turnover rate


alci teh hooker!

whatever helps pay the bills

 

[Scorpio]

[18:00] <Alcibiades> a quick pleasure and then we're off
[18:00] <Davs> precisely
[18:01] <Alcibiades> means i get more money that way too
[18:01] <Alcibiades> since i get a higher turnover rate


alci teh hooker!

whatever helps pay the bills

*points out f0xx as a potential customer*

 

[Alcibiades]

[18:00] <Alcibiades> a quick pleasure and then we're off
[18:00] <Davs> precisely
[18:01] <Alcibiades> means i get more money that way too
[18:01] <Alcibiades> since i get a higher turnover rate


alci teh hooker!

whatever helps pay the bills

*points out f0xx as a potential customer*

He'll have to get in line; it's a busy day here.

 

[TheNamelessWonder]

<Commy64> Since I'm marreid with 2 kids
<tyedyegoddess> Good afternoon all!
<Commy64> I'm not too worried about the clap
<tyedyegoddess> whoa.

 

[TehPantz]

[16:42] <+Laurence> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCuUnTJgD9M
[16:42] * Laurence was kicked by Squiffy ([Warning] :: No offensive language :

 

[Inferno]

Squiffeh isn't sexy to me anymore i got youtube owned :'( i demand an appology by Squiffy!

 

[timtadams]

lol xD

Seems you cant hide anything from squiffy. I almost didnt realise why that link got Laurence kicked....but it is clear that squiffy has evolved to identify even the most inconspicuously disguised profanities...

 

[harriergirl]

[16:42] <+Laurence> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCuUnTJgD9M
[16:42] * Laurence was kicked by Squiffy ([Warning] :: No offensive language :

<3 to teh squiff

 

[LAFiN]

[21:35:07] <LAFiN> What are you doing awake
[21:35:21] <eDaN> i just woke up
[21:37:48] <LAFiN> Dan, what do you do that you wake up at 4-5am?
[21:38:07] <eDaN> best masturbation time

 

[LAFiN]

[19:22:56] <JJ|AFK> ahahaha
[19:23:17] <JJ|AFK> omg
[19:23:20] <JJ|AFK> I am suck a ****ing (cig)
[19:23:23] <JJ|AFK> such*
[19:23:31] <JJ|AFK> I'm sandwiched between two guys with 2 bil troops

 

[SadYear]

[00:01:24] <Bobbin> as adding two negatives makes a positive
[00:01:32] <Polo> I'm sorted then
[00:01:32] * P sets mode: +l 81
[00:01:33] <Polo>
[00:01:36] <Nameless> your math blows
[00:01:37] <Bobbin> so just remember in life, always do an even amount of wrong things
[00:01:41] <SadYear> [00:01:24] <Bobbin> as adding two negatives makes a positive ???
[00:01:44] <SadYear> wtf Bobbin ?
[00:01:47] <Bobbin> lol
[00:01:49] <Bobbin> yes
[00:01:50] <Polo> lol
[00:01:52] * Whitehawk|AFK (~emailwhit@83-71-35-29-dynamic.b-ras1.srl.dublin.eircom.net) Quit (Quit)
[00:01:54] <Bobbin> my math failed
[00:01:57] <Nameless> ^
[00:01:58] * Joe2727 (~etn_37@75-172-225-175.phnx.qwest.net) has joined #bushtarion
[00:02:08] * Joe2727 (~etn_37@75-172-225-175.phnx.qwest.net) has left #bushtarion
[00:02:10] <Bobbin> fundamentally failed
[00:02:14] <SadYear> indeed
[00:02:14] <Nameless> very much so
[00:02:19] * Bobbin prepares to be shunned
[00:02:33] * P sets mode: +l 80
[00:03:25] <Bobbin> if we multiply instead of add
[00:03:30] <Bobbin> we'll be fine
[00:03:44] <Nameless> your fail cannot be salvaged
[00:03:51] <Bobbin> indeed
[00:03:56] <Bobbin> it really can't
[00:03:57] <Bobbin> erm

Posted for educational purposes.

 

[TheNamelessWonder]

<@Flip> once you figure out how your butt cheeks work, its alot easier

 

[Souls]

(19:40:34) (@Souls) http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p45/twoladz/ugly_dog.jpg
(19:40:37) (@Souls) the dog looked something like that
(19:40:43) (@Souls) maybe uglier
(19:40:59) (@tana) you know
(19:41:06) (@tana) that kind of looks like dachi

 

[SadYear]

[20:23:48] <Alcibiades> OPs are supposed to be fluffy teletubbies

 

[Alcibiades]

[20:23:48] <Alcibiades> OPs are supposed to be fluffy teletubbies

*Aren't damnit, aren't.

 

[Alcibiades]

NSFW site, I strongly urge you not to click there. It is a real 'naughty' site. But it's too funny to pass up.


[14:41:59] <Twigley> [link removed for naughtyness sake]
[14:41:59] * Squiffy sets mode: +b *!~Twigley@82-47-160-112.cable.ubr02.brad.blueyonder.co.uk
[14:41:59] * Twigley was kicked by Squiffy ([1] Badtext Detected: Pasting these is not tolerated. (Auto) Duration: 2h 30m)

Idiocy strikes again!

 

[Twigley]

<Alcibiades> Azzer simply hasn't got any testicles

Idiocy strikes again!

 

[Garrett]

now wait. did you verify that alci wasn't in azzer's pants?