Old Fart
Planter
Recruiting
Wanted one Old Fart!
How do I know I am an Old Fart?
Are you confused by new recruitment system for alliances? (just send me the damn password!!!)
Do you have issues logging in due to the fact that your User name no longer works? (It’s your email address now…)
Are you angered by the fact you can no longer attack at 15% your score without a mod? (I mean 20% was bad enough!!! Now they land cap us as well! Sheesh!!)
Do you start sentences with phrases like “Back in Age 2…” or “When the Dutch used to play…” or “Do you remember CRA….?”. (Everything was better before Age 5 *nods*)
Do you forget to recall, unit stats, which route your route pawns, to send geos, or to send flak? (Does anyone know what the hell the Fantasty Route is about??)
If you’ve said yes to above, please keep reading:
Route: Whatever you are playing – if you chose it, you have some idea of how to play it or used to have an idea how to play it. Senility is such an awful diease and with Azzer changing everything all the time it’s just so hard to remember.
GMT: +6 to +12 or any other GMT
To Apply to be a recognized Old Fart:
Either mail our HQ with details or speak to an Old Fart on IRC, hopefully one without Alzheimer.
Cheerio
An Old Fart
PS. Must be able to stomach being mooned by a Scotsman.
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