Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

[Jimbo2189]

I get quite annoyed with the constant flaming etc. But a few make me gigle:

Subject:
go on then I dare you. Come zero me.


errr ok!!


Subject:
uh? your gonna take my land. I would rather you sent lets instead of flack.


Subject:
Seriosly dont attack me, your so gay. Whats your problem. Trust me Im the best player on this game it will be a mistake to even bother. please recall

 

[Yeadon]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

I attacked him too but he didnt mail me. Maybe he didnt mail me because i already knew what would happen with him being the best player in the game

 

[tobapopalos]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

These ones aren't from a defender, but from an attacker that thought he was uber.

Private Sent by: noob of uber1337 omg i'm amazing Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:02:18 GMT Reply Forward
Subject: re:
You are obviously not playing at the highes level.
n00b.

Dont mind messaging back. You bore me.
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don't try and intimidate me. if you think i'm just going to not defend then you're obviously retarded. i've played this game at the highest level and not been intimidated by much better players than yourself.
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You are an even better target. Stop defending or get incomming.


Admittedly, my reply was somewhat bigheaded, but I've had so many of these messages from noobs thinking they're awesome that I felt like telling him to f off. He then put me on ignore and sent me a stream of messages.


Private Sent by: same noob Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:04:05 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
Yes, you really do bore.


Private Sent by: same noob Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:04:18 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
Highest level.
Roflol
Look at you now.


Private Sent by: same noob Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:04:32 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
Not even close.
Not in a million years


Private Sent by: same noob Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:04:43 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
Have fun with the fleet


Private Sent by: same noob Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:05:01 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
Do I need to mail you the link to the manual?



What a tard.

 

[f0xx]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

Oh, that HDTV guy is good, he is in more ignore lists than me... I need to change tactics, I am falling behind

 

[tobapopalos]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

There was also this one from the same guy. After he had put me on ignore I sent 101 troops at him for a joke.

Private Sent by: Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:37:06 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
If you want to spell LOL, send 707 troops
n00b


I'm pretty sure 707 would spell "tot"?

 

[Garrett]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

funniest one of this round (and yes I got the land)

Private Sent by: hahahahahahahaha [jaja] Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 04:08:59 GMT Reply Forward
Subject: re:
Or a seventeen year old with a son that could care less about pop culture.

xxxxx (name changed to protect the... silly)
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nah you just aren't up on pop culture to catch any of my multiple references. it's ok. you probably stay locked up in a closet or an advanced 12 yr old trying to sound cool.
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...why would a club sparkle? That isn't my fancy. You could have just directed me to a Flinstones advert. I think it would have made more sense. But thank you for giving it your best.
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i will shorten my message so you may grok me appropriately:
i have club, i smash things. repeatedly.

does this sparkle with you?

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Oh, ok. I love how you try to talk with some amount of intellect, which.. I am sure you might have. Not everyone does. But, ... unintelligbly? Uhm'.. I will let you send me a correction back, kay?

Kay.
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you mumbled something unintelligbly. something about wanting to give me acres. so i'm here to collect
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Didn't I talk with you earlier? Are you honestly trying again? Rotfl. Sad, sad, sad.

 

[Yeadon]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

Haha toby he does sound like an uber naab

Why would anybody "Not Defend" if somebody asked them too Rofl!

 

[Lukey]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

There was also this one from the same guy. After he had put me on ignore I sent 101 troops at him for a joke.

Private Sent by: Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:37:06 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
If you want to spell LOL, send 707 troops
n00b


I'm pretty sure 707 would spell "tot"?

Look upside down its like italic "L"

 

[atsanjose]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

There was also this one from the same guy. After he had put me on ignore I sent 101 troops at him for a joke.

Private Sent by: Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:37:06 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
If you want to spell LOL, send 707 troops
n00b


I'm pretty sure 707 would spell "tot"?

Look upside down its like italic "L"

lukey is right

centuries before you guys started using leet speak we ancient ones knew that LOL + LOL = hihi
:x-mas:

 

[Kariko]

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an advanced 12 yr old trying to sound cool.

Hate to flame but...this comeback proves negativity towards some gamers aged around 12. I remember when i was 12! managed to play just fine on bush, but they're are quite a few who think just cause your 12 years of age means your not up for the task to play a simple tick based game Overall very silly comments!

 

[Sneaky]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

u all nerds

 

[Augustus]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

There was also this one from the same guy. After he had put me on ignore I sent 101 troops at him for a joke.

Private Sent by: Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:37:06 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
If you want to spell LOL, send 707 troops
n00b


I'm pretty sure 707 would spell "tot"?

Not if you do a headstand and squint you n00b

 

[Garrett]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

funniest defender to date. would have conversation with drunk person again.

they last ticked themselves and bought up on gurus and should have blocked me i thought so i sent this message below... hilarity ensued.

Private Sent by: Funniest person of the round [xxxx] Fri 01st Aug, 2008. 03:46:25 GMT Reply Forward
Subject: re:
oh i will. i guarantee it.

through all hours of the night...

at least until i pass out.

at that point, if my shoes are on, magic-markers and water-paints are beyond fair game.

if i wake up looking like an oompa-loompa, it's my own fault.

at least i'll have some added character when i go out for brunch
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oh **** yeah rock on.
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booooooooooooooooyah!

emphasis on the "boooooooooooooooooooo" part (for having lost land)
and the "yah" part (for having the opportunity to steal more)
we helped each other out!

teamwork ftw?

yeah! ftw!!!!

you rock.

like a boulder...

kirby dance?

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

<("<)...(>")>...^('o')^...(>"<)...(>")>...<("<)...^('o')^
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lol no worries. best defense post i've had. evar!
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hehe, i dont know and i dont really care

you're stealing my land = me losing score = more opportunities for stealing more land!!!

more power to ya! if ya do it again, that's dis-respect and landfarming, which really does suck...but i promise i wont blame you, just dont kill ma troops i need them to get my acres back...

but if you do decide to attack me again anyways, no qualms between us, a game is a game. especially a war-game. just leave my troops alone, we'll simply protest silently the fact that you're trying to exploit us!!!!!!!!!!


ayup, ive had a few drinks
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that's crazy. i don't quite understand... did seed thieves get a buff??

 

[Alcibiades]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

That's an ally member of mine, i'm pretty sure anyways Garrett, it's got his attitude, hilarity and insanity written all over it

 

[tobapopalos]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

There was also this one from the same guy. After he had put me on ignore I sent 101 troops at him for a joke.

Private Sent by: Tue 22nd Jul, 2008. 14:37:06 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
If you want to spell LOL, send 707 troops
n00b


I'm pretty sure 707 would spell "tot"?

Not if you do a headstand and squint you n00b

And if you read it the right way round like any normal person I'm pretty sure 101 is a better way of doing it.

 

[Souls]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

That's an ally member of mine, i'm pretty sure anyways Garrett, it's got his attitude, hilarity and insanity written all over it

Smoke, no doubt ;P

 

[Jimbo2189]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

Had another classic today:

Private Sent by: xxxx of xxxx[xxxx]

Subject: re:

because your very obvious bluff is incredibly flawed, you have no cloners!
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(a few ticks later)
Why havent you recalled
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OMG, how could I have been so stupid not to realise
/me recalls
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thats what my cloners have cloned from robotics players
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you are a ROBO player you have no stealth
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dont you realise I have steath troops.....noob



I suppose you have to give him credit for trying!

 

[tobapopalos]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

Lol. That's a pretty good idea, but it does rely on you being an idiot

 

[Jimbo2189]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

i know, for a split second he had me, becuase i thought i had missed the cloners on my first Hax, but to be honest anyone is going to re hax them to check if they have cloners , plus you would have to be fairly exraordinary to be able to clone over 5 mill of all teched robo units!

 

[Wacky]

Re: Funniest messages defenders have mailed you

Private Sent by: XXXXXXX Sat 30th Aug, 2008. 17:30:45 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
well youre gay

Private Sent by: XXXXXXXX Sat 30th Aug, 2008. 17:22:36 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
you cant send anythin else to attack noob

Private Sent by: XXXXXXX Sat 30th Aug, 2008. 17:22:18 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
yeh but all you got is ninjas

Private Sent by: XXXXXXXX Sat 30th Aug, 2008. 17:10:35 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
and wat are you getting after ninjas

Private Sent by: XXXXXXX Sat 30th Aug, 2008. 17:09:29 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
oh yeh look at wat military is affective you will be very surprised

Private Sent by: Noob [XXX] Sat 30th Aug, 2008. 16:57:38 GMT Reply Forward
Subject:
i have lvl 3 robotics

This is a military player.