Souls does not have birthdays. He was spawned in a laboratory by Satan himself in an attempt to create the perfect killing machine. Unfortunately he ****ed up and made him a Filipino instead.
Happy Spawnday, Soulseh. Enjoy your traditional burgerpasta cooked on the engine block of a jeepney.
What day is today,
It's Souls's birthday!
What a day for a birthday,
Let's all have some cake.
And here is the necessary haiku:
Here be a haiku
Writ in pirate talk for ye
Yarrrrrrrr! Avast matey!