Re: JUKEBOX DECLARE WAR, and other unrelated nostalgia...

[LAFiN]

[range] 22,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 11,775,072 allied staff.
[range] 15,172,511 allied Striker attacked, killing 4,146,959 hostile staff.
[range] 352,269 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,901,274 allied staff.
[range] 753 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 4,212 allied staff.
[raised] 182 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 8,829,452 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 13,761,607 hostile staff.
[range] 15,223,712 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 13,084,976 allied staff.
[range] 242,662 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 234,112 hostile staff.
[range] 9,508 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 17,010 allied staff.
[range] 5,373,537 allied Assassin attacked, killing 1,953,286 hostile staff.
[range] 2,534,173 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 6,649,103 allied staff.
[range] 145 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 503 allied staff.
[range] 24,747,398 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 10,074,126 hostile staff.
[range] 24,319,316 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 106,519,394 allied staff.
[range] 423,994 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 210,413 hostile staff.
[range] 12,144,692 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 71,719,394 allied staff.
[range] 1,793,116 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,406,485 hostile staff.
[range] 3,562,477 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 22,279,156 allied staff.
[range] 17,799,284 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 127,347,066 allied staff.
[range] 1,401,550 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 1,266,183 hostile staff.
[range] 4,307,856 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 42,985,023 allied staff.
[range] 330,617 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 921,825 hostile staff.
[range] 212,537 allied Ninja attacked, killing 155,538 hostile staff.
[range] 8,495 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 53,322 allied staff.
[raised] 721 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 3,718,900 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,636,860 hostile staff.
[range] 6,314,113 allied Marine attacked, killing 3,158,865 hostile staff.
[range] 1,503,963 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 692,411 allied staff.
[range] 12,870,260 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 243,557,791 allied staff.
[range] 182,007 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 124,700 hostile staff.
[range] 1,842,508 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 298,626 allied staff.

Stunned: 13,084,976 [£722,965,759,000] friendlies stunned. 234,112 [£11,717,716,500] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 10,074,126 [£520,652,747,400] enemies distracted.
Died: 635,799,357 [£4,178,123,689,800] friendlies dead. 36,742,721 [£1,614,220,267,400] enemies dead.
Converted: 903 [£20,937,000] friendlies converted.

Certain victory!

 

[willymchilybily]

Battle Report - Defending
[range] 22,000,000 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 11,775,072 hostile staff.
[range] 15,172,511 hostile Striker attacked, killing 4,146,959 allied staff.
[range] 352,269 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 1,901,274 hostile staff.
[range] 753 allied Vampire attacked, killing 4,212 hostile staff.
[raised] 182 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 8,829,452 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 13,761,607 allied staff.
[range] 15,223,712 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 13,084,976 hostile staff.
[range] 242,662 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 234,112 allied staff.
[range] 9,508 allied Assassin attacked, killing 17,010 hostile staff.
[range] 5,373,537 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 1,953,286 allied staff.
[range] 2,534,173 allied Harrier attacked, killing 6,649,103 hostile staff.
[range] 145 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 503 hostile staff.
[range] 24,747,398 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 10,074,126 allied staff.
[range] 24,319,316 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 106,519,394 hostile staff.
[range] 423,994 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 210,413 allied staff.
[range] 12,144,692 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 71,719,394 hostile staff.
[range] 1,793,116 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,406,485 allied staff.
[range] 3,562,477 allied Sniper attacked, killing 22,279,156 hostile staff.
[range] 17,799,284 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 127,347,066 hostile staff.
[range] 1,401,550 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 1,266,183 allied staff.
[range] 4,307,856 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 42,985,023 hostile staff.
[range] 330,617 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 921,825 allied staff.
[range] 212,537 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 155,538 allied staff.
[range] 8,495 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 53,322 hostile staff.
[raised] 721 victims were infected, howling, as they became werewolves.
[range] 3,718,900 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 9,636,860 allied staff.
[range] 6,314,113 hostile Marine attacked, killing 3,158,865 allied staff.
[range] 1,503,963 allied Humvee attacked, killing 692,411 hostile staff.
[range] 12,870,260 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 243,557,791 hostile staff.
[range] 182,007 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 124,700 allied staff.
[range] 1,842,508 allied Paratrooper attacked, killing 298,626 hostile staff.

Stunned: 13,084,976 [£722,965,759,000] enemies stunned. 234,112 [£11,717,716,500] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 10,074,126 [£520,652,747,400] friendlies distracted.
Died: 635,799,357 [£4,178,123,689,800] enemies dead. 36,742,721 [£1,614,220,267,400] friendlies dead.
Converted: 903 [£20,937,000] enemies converted.

I didnt think we wud win by as much as we did tbh. GG guys. its nice to win once in a while

edit: mines prettier lafin

 

[InSoMnIaC20]

Fun times.

 

[LAFiN]

Wait, how did you get colors? Even ingame mine is all black and white :/

 

[pinpower]

Its a feature of NBS iirc

 

[Khris]

And LS, it seems like every time I lead I have to tell people exactly what to do and when. Try doing it to Khris at 6 AM when you've been up all night and he's been out drinking, ended up hitting his girlfriend by accident, is scared he's going to prison and has decided to drive his pick-up truck over a cliff.

me: Khris, just send your SAs to Freddy eta 3 this tick please
Khris: **** it. Going over a cliff. End it all in a blaze of glory.
me: Just send the SAs plz.

Good times.

LOL Not my finest hour

I remember the night... but i have to wonder... did i at least send the SA's?

 

[tobapopalos]

LOL Not my finest hour

I remember the night... but i have to wonder... did i at least send the SA's?

Yes! You sent them a tick late on the wrong target, and sent the fake to the one you were supposed to real...also a tick late

 

[Dimitar]

And to think you didn't let me join that alliance Epic funz were missed

 

[willymchilybily]

Stunned: 4,698,489 [£263,257,469,000] enemies stunned. 8,922 [£515,828,500] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 857,181,518 [£5,985,513,961,600] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 7,752,790 [£192,387,490,400] enemies disabled.
Died: 356,626,446 [£5,914,937,497,200] enemies dead. 228,521,372 [£9,460,906,593,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 1,613,557 [£101,525,505,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: 403 [£9,679,000] enemies converted.

You gained 1,038,220 effectiveness.
You gained 2.29 fame.
You gained 5.16 honour.
You will soon be receiving £263,333,486,760 insurance

 

[InSoMnIaC20]

That was a fun one ^_^

 

[willymchilybily]

some one not in either allie requested to see values posted...so here you go:

close
Distracted: 1,113,385,367 [£5,234,312,865,000] enemies distracted. 287,743,240 [£3,141,940,898,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 9,837,606 [£250,795,975,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 92,483,798 [£3,885,250,333,200] enemies dead. 57,647,507 [£2,650,207,454,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 2,565 [£137,024,000] enemies bribed.
Converted: [£901,000,000] enemies converted

middle
Stunned: 2,564,875 [£143,069,863,000] enemies stunned. 8,429,281 [£560,397,786,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 1,126,808,009 [£6,047,871,346,200] enemies distracted. 291,983,333 [£3,737,542,878,400] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 3,851,539 [£34,671,518,000] enemies disabled.
Died: 1,022,932,533 [£7,802,149,905,800] enemies dead. 83,777,069 [£3,640,483,970,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,646 [£202,226,000] enemies bribed. 798,379 [£15,582,031,500] friendlies bribed.

 

[Dax]

I'm glad I called a stay on that one.

 

[Davs]

And to think you didn't let me join that alliance Epic funz were missed

Lol I was allowed to join but then got kicked for inactivity

 

[Dax]

[range] 60,000,000 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 389,849,651 hostile staff.
[range] 60,799,010 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 183,459,497 allied staff.
[range] 29,320,358 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 34,466,867 hostile staff.
[range] 16,206,682 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 15,150,783 allied staff.
[range] 67,846,906 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 25,566,412 hostile staff.
[range] 68,021,346 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 38,114,606 hostile staff.
[range] 99,032,475 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 67,863,888 hostile staff.
[range] 53,999,721 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 1,385,222 hostile staff.

Stunned: 34,466,867 [£1,770,452,470,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 389,849,651 [£5,203,898,495,400] enemies distracted.
Died: 198,610,280 [£1,029,435,668,000] friendlies dead. 132,930,128 [£6,468,996,663,000] enemies dead.

You gained 2,385,658 effectiveness.
You gained 28.75 fame.
You lost 45.62 honour.
You earned £570,382,637,493 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £57,149,523,240 insurance.

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[r/m] 49,200,990 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 155,040,795 allied staff.
[middle] 28,589,521 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 34,280,715 hostile staff.
[r/m] 16,780,435 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 15,962,768 allied staff.
[middle] 27,620,026 allied Witch attacked, killing 21,035,014 hostile staff.
[middle] 66,068,037 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 262,952,592 hostile staff.
[middle] 66,399,263 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 57,876,010 hostile staff.
[middle] 98,130,215 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 46,844,667 hostile staff.
[middle] 28,794,676 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 1,141,368 hostile staff.

Stunned: 34,280,715 [£1,717,136,654,000] enemies stunned.
Died: 171,003,563 [£880,831,506,400] friendlies dead. 389,849,651 [£5,203,898,495,400] enemies dead.

You gained 1,697,859 effectiveness.
You gained 27.59 fame.
You lost 46.01 honour.
You earned £496,490,311,381 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £51,991,475,720 insurance.

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[close] 9,613,082 allied Seed Thief stole 961,308,194 stored seeds. [371,756,788] tree. [296,568,558] bush. [67,146,018] flower. [225,836,830] grass.
[close] 4,887,752 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 2,368 land. [614] tree. [1,450] bush. [162] flower. [142] grass. [0] uncultivated.


You stole 1,184 land. [307] tree. [725] bush. [81] flower. [71] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You stole 480,654,097 seeds. [185,878,394] tree seeds. [148,284,279] bush seeds. [33,573,009] flower seeds. [112,918,415] grass seeds.
You gained 2.53 fame.
You lost 15.18 honour.
You earned £116,003,297 bounty.

One part of the cleansing.

 

[LuckySports]

Hmm, that wasn't on MLP, and thus.. seriously off-topic

 

[Dax]

Hmm, that wasn't on MLP, and thus.. seriously off-topic

It's my topic - Take that back!

 

[LuckySports]

Hmm, that wasn't on MLP, and thus.. seriously off-topic

It's my topic - Take that back!

NEVAR!! *Drops it in Dax's lap and runs*

 

[LAFiN]

Finally a BR:

[middle] 5,000,000 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 96,366,425 allied staff.
[close] 10,000,000 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 3,313,251 allied staff.
[close] 8,000,007 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 7,325,351 allied staff.
[close] 30,000,000 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 1,034,563 allied staff.
[close] 819 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 1,925 hostile staff.
[m/c] 153,215,751 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,716,106,555 allied staff.
[middle] 78,891,403 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 572,261,424 hostile staff.
[close] 19,770,324 hostile Striker attacked, killing 4,438,265 allied staff.
[close] 99,667,016 allied Striker attacked, killing 16,000,087 hostile staff.
[middle] 23,453,916 hostile Biker attacked, killing 10,681,600 allied staff.
[m/c] 19,717,218 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 113,094,377 allied staff.
[close] 5,444 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 3,378 hostile staff.
[m/c] 58,046,305 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 265,336,194 allied staff.
[close] 134,790,349 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 177,123,946 hostile staff.
[m/c] 19,131,268 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 18,913,394 allied staff.
[close] 74,546,683 allied Assassin attacked, killing 31,563,998 hostile staff.
[close] 209,246,161 hostile Protestor Guru attacked, distracting 1,050,642,775 allied staff.
[close] 2,327 allied Witch attacked, killing 4,664 hostile staff.
[middle] 47,230,832 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 27,060,492 allied staff.
[m/c] 28,847,564 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 45,367,078 allied staff.
[middle] 112,679,650 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 256,045,975 allied staff.
[m/c] 14,726,334 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 8,374,116 allied staff.
[middle] 46,981,370 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 20,228,971 hostile staff.
[close] 18,679 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 14,114 hostile staff.
[close] 9,621 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 18,412 hostile staff.
[close] 16,809,744 hostile Yob attacked, disabling 23,004,955 allied staff.
[m/c] 4,624,271 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 6,344,054 allied staff.
[close] 10,697 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 39,764 hostile staff.
[close] 30,992,041 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 25,733,341 allied staff.
[middle] 3,516,335 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 850,307 allied staff.
[middle] 11,540,126 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 6,857,061 allied staff.
[m/c] 6,739,887 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 82,570,065 allied staff.
[close] 18,186,570 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 38,253,562 hostile staff.
[m/c] 30,669,189 hostile Marine attacked, killing 28,570,575 allied staff.
[close] 62,524,579 allied Marine attacked, killing 64,669,365 hostile staff.
[close] 17,449 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 11,993 hostile staff.
[close] 2,142 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 6,429 hostile staff.
[close] 601,071 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 468,803 hostile staff.
[close] 19,644 allied Shield Android attacked, killing 3,365 hostile staff.
[close] 4,591,841 hostile News Van attacked, distracting 178,325,181 allied staff.
[close] 588,293 allied Cloner attacked, bribing 828,171 hostile staff.
[close] 1,838,139 allied Seed Thief stole 11,335,778 stored seeds. [524,944] tree. [3,355,791] bush. [3,005,094] flower. [4,449,949] grass.
[close] 3,264,692 allied Geo-Phys Thief stole 1,664 land. [468] tree. [938] bush. [134] flower. [124] grass. [0] uncultivated.

Distracted: 2,970,431,283 [£16,357,119,993,200] friendlies distracted. 592,490,395 [£4,938,681,428,000] enemies distracted.
Disabled: 50,065,447 [£168,765,105,000] friendlies disabled.
Died: 955,859,220 [£9,036,737,278,200] friendlies dead. 328,183,805 [£14,286,990,557,600] enemies dead.
Bribed: 828,171 [£22,403,600,000] enemies bribed.

You stole 832 land. [234] tree. [469] bush. [67] flower. [62] grass. [0] uncultivated.
You stole 7,557,186 seeds. [349,963] tree seeds. [2,237,194] bush seeds. [2,003,396] flower seeds. [2,966,633] grass seeds.
You gained 4,556,687 effectiveness.
You gained 17.23 fame.
You lost 21.57 honour.
You earned £542,442,123,567 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £458,908,354,600 insurance.
Your max land grab was reduced in this battle.

 

[LuckySports]

There would probably be more BR's if you didn't usually attack with 5+ of ye and then recall when a bit of defense shows up..

 

[Changer]

There would probably be more BR's if you didn't usually attack with 5+ of ye and then recall when a bit of defense shows up..

A bit