S2N delcare Banner wars

[Twigley]

Your move.

*(To lighten the mood up a bit)

[Shadowbane]

Well you've commited suicide by posting your current banner :\

[cb1202]

haha that picture is hilarious. I would hate to click on ur alliance page on my cell

[pinpower]

Im confused, how come it didnt auto-resize?

Im sure when ive tried to put a banner up before its resized it to a certain size and said something like "Your banne has been resized to 73% of its original size"...

;P

[Cyrus]

POW! right in the ksiser

[Khris]

*cough* Lame *cough*


How do you declare banner wars on no one else? (more E-Go stroking)

[aGit]

Your move.

*(To lighten the mood up a bit)

the ball is back on your court mister! (ail banner)

[Garrett]

and since we can only respond to 1 banner at a time. i will instead post these br's in response to cyrus's current banner.

1 Aili member vs 2 oab and hq troops.



[range] 50,000,000 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 21,539,096 hostile staff.
[range] 36,107,529 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 72,286,235 allied staff.
[raised] 1,427,412 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 19,302,942 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 142,006,928 hostile staff.
[range] 18,325,628 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 181,591,302 hostile staff.

Died: 72,286,235 [£535,353,436,800] friendlies dead. 345,137,326 [£4,162,119,030,000] enemies dead.
Converted: 1,427,412 [£22,838,592,000] friendlies converted.

You gained 1,632,454 effectiveness.
You earned £602,372,691,944 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £700,077,000 insurance.

[middle] 46,293,477 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 18,829,915 hostile staff.
[middle] 4,992,254 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 5,361,120 allied staff.
[middle] 17,920,809 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 942,940 allied staff.
[middle] 91,077,532 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 14,761,530 allied staff.
[middle] 17,002,126 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 19,030,182 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,724,902 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 2,130,557 allied staff.
[middle] 2,285,121 hostile HQ Humvee attacked, killing 614,165 allied staff.
[middle] 13,509,376 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 46,201,682 hostile staff.
[middle] 892,838 hostile HQ Officer attacked, killing 104,956 allied staff.
[middle] 746,010 hostile HQ Challenger 2 attacked, killing 4,913,391 allied staff.

Died: 28,828,659 [£1,618,303,813,200] friendlies dead. 84,061,779 [£3,195,733,160,500] enemies dead.

You gained 4,732,955 effectiveness.
You earned £23,558,712,576 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £434,844,334,750 insurance.

[close] 31,072,207 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 12,046,642 hostile staff.
[close] 3,648,228 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 1,076,881 allied staff.
[close] 5,638,719 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 229,867 allied staff.
[close] 15,678,367 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 14,136,665 hostile staff.
[close] 1 hostile Zombie ate the brains of 1 allied staff.
[close] 11,893,944 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 32,242,682 hostile staff.

Died: 1,306,749 [£86,374,280,000] friendlies dead. 58,425,989 [£2,229,969,198,500] enemies dead.

You gained 3,135,777 effectiveness.
You earned £23,160,897,602 bounty.
You will soon be receiving £30,230,980,500 insurance.

[Cyrus]

that was such a samantha thing to say.....

[Podunk]

that was such a samantha thing to say.....

:| What?

[Netherdragon]

that was such a samantha thing to say.....

:| What?

bruno reference, that is such a screwed up film, and i thought borat was bad :P

[timthetyrant]

i think discworld wins all banner wars, nothing beats a flying turtle with whiskas and flames coming out the side, while flying around in space. (can flames even exist in space?)

[MattM]

Surely Epic Fail have already won?

[Franny]

can i just say Garrett ftw! raping s2n in the banner wars!

[Enrico]

Surely Epic Fail have already won?

Yeah and thanks, I don't really see how others feel they can compete. ;)

[aGit]

Surely Epic Fail have already won?

Yeah and thanks, I don't really see how others feel they can compete. ;)

because pictures of women are hard to find in the intertubes ^_^

[Steve_God]

Fail. t-shirts are now available as end of round mementos! :P

[Enrico]

Surely Epic Fail have already won?

Yeah and thanks, I don't really see how others feel they can compete. ;)

because pictures of women are hard to find in the intertubes ^_^

Its all about context!

[IceOfFire]

Aili win hands down!!

[Twigley]

We had to resort back to scene girl 2 days ago to make jeff check the ally page for incomings!

[Garrett]

fair do's but i won prior to that so far from other comments ;) - you got the win for value. i win bannarz. :P

[Martin]

I winz the most pointless late development of an HQ !!

Sat 31st Jan, year 6. Evening Alliance Development Started 22nd Jul 15:32
Martin The Awesome started the development 'Dog Training Facilities' at a cost of £50,000,000,000.
Sat 31st Jan, year 6. Dusk Alliance Development Completed 22nd Jul 15:30
The latest construction has completed.


raaaaaaaaawr

[aGit]

I winz the most pointless late development of an HQ !!

Sat 31st Jan, year 6. Evening Alliance Development Started 22nd Jul 15:32
Martin The Awesome started the development 'Dog Training Facilities' at a cost of £50,000,000,000.
Sat 31st Jan, year 6. Dusk Alliance Development Completed 22nd Jul 15:30
The latest construction has completed.


raaaaaaaaawr

HQ Attack Dog [HQ] Kills [close] 15,000,000 0 15,000,000

waaaay ahead of you!

[Twigley]

HQ Private [HQ] Kills [close] 64 0 64 4
HQ Officer [HQ] Kills [all] 133 0 133 4
HQ Attack Dog [HQ] Kills [close] 133 0 133 2
Watch Tower [I] [HQ] Kills [all] 133 - 133 -

hmm

[Bruce666]

can i just say Garrett ftw! raping s2n in the banner wars!

i suppose it was the only win he could have over S2n:p

[Garrett]

lol wow bruce you seem bitter.

no idea why tho other than i guess the win wasn't good enough for you?

i mean without any RaRR, ReRR, or Aili members, i guess it was shameful for you that a 'for fun ally' (well 2 of them it seems, can't forget OF) was not only keeping up with your ally, but at times was beating it.

*shrug*

spit your blood out and do your dance, i care not. flame away.

[Hobbezak]

lol wow bruce you seem bitter.

no idea why tho other than i guess the win wasn't good enough for you?

i mean without any RaRR, ReRR, or Aili members, i guess it was shameful for you that a 'for fun ally' (well 2 of them it seems, can't forget OF) was not only keeping up with your ally, but at times was beating it.

*shrug*

spit your blood out and do your dance, i care not. flame away.

Notice the ":p" in his quote. He was only joking.
Seems we need a "this was a joke" tag on posts here these days, ":p" clearly isn't working anymore.

[Garrett]

/shrugs

[tobapopalos]

Notice the ":p" in his quote. He was only joking.
Seems we need a "this was a joke" tag on posts here these days, ":p" clearly isn't working anymore.


You're a ****ing prick with no morals, you have less skill than a baby chimpanzee, you're ugly, you're fat, you eat **** for breakfast, your mother was a whore, your father was a village idiot, your sister is your brother's mistress and you smell bad! :P

I put a :P so I'm obviously joking and none of what I said is meant to be taken literally in any way.

What Bruce said was a very cheap shot, completely unnecessary, and saying "omg he's OBVIOUSLY joking" isn't really going to cut it for me.

I swear you never used to be this obtuse, Hobbezak. Maybe it's being in close contact with retards like Bruce which has somehow affected your logic.

[Bruce666]

lol wow bruce you seem bitter.

no idea why tho other than i guess the win wasn't good enough for you?

i mean without any RaRR, ReRR, or Aili members, i guess it was shameful for you that a 'for fun ally' (well 2 of them it seems, can't forget OF) was not only keeping up with your ally, but at times was beating it.

*shrug*

spit your blood out and do your dance, i care not. flame away.

Hey man i was saying truthfully we attacked you guys and u gave no real resistance to it and when you flamed hobbs i lost all respectfor you, he left because he wanted too enjoy the end of the round, as obviously he wasnt enjoying it with alli, You should of let it go and not made him look like an asshole, when you were the one flaming him:/

I was impressed that both u and OF were playing for fun and did as well as you did well not so much for OF because they hit sleep for 2 weeks:/, i said my comment light heartedly but if you wish too take it seriously whatever i dont care, and toby your not cool mate, call me a retard all you like i never did well at school i never did well at much, in yet now i own my own business and make more in a week than you make in a month so if that makes me a retard then i bet you would like too be one

[Nickk]

lol wow bruce you seem bitter.

no idea why tho other than i guess the win wasn't good enough for you?

i mean without any RaRR, ReRR, or Aili members, i guess it was shameful for you that a 'for fun ally' (well 2 of them it seems, can't forget OF) was not only keeping up with your ally, but at times was beating it.

*shrug*

spit your blood out and do your dance, i care not. flame away.

Hey man i was saying truthfully we attacked you guys and u gave no real resistance to it and when you flamed hobbs i lost all respectfor you, he left because he wanted too enjoy the end of the round, as obviously he wasnt enjoying it with alli, You should of let it go and not made him look like an asshole, when you were the one flaming him:/

I was impressed that both u and OF were playing for fun and did as well as you did well not so much for OF because they hit sleep for 2 weeks:/, i said my comment light heartedly but if you wish too take it seriously whatever i dont care, and toby your not cool mate, call me a retard all you like i never did well at school i never did well at much, in yet now i own my own business and make more in a week than you make in a month so if that makes me a retard then i bet you would like too be one

Hey Bruce, I'm Nickk - why don't you stfu?
The round is over you won, big wooop. In my opinoin we've had more fun than any other ally, we've had more wars, more inc and Chewie :D. But i suppose everyone has different opinions. There is no need for petty snide comments. And can't you see toby was merely being sarcastic as he added the ":D" to the end.
kk bye

EDIT: PS this was supposed to be a sarcastic post. I concur with HObbe we need a "joke tag" or something

[Koeniej]

Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololololololololol

these posts are so pointless, and Nickk i feel sorry for having Chewie x

[tobapopalos]

and toby your not cool mate, call me a retard all you like i never did well at school i never did well at much, in yet now i own my own business and make more in a week than you make in a month so if that makes me a retard then i bet you would like too be one

Congratulations. Unfortunately, owning your own business does not make you less of a moron.

And yes, obviously the amount of money you make directly influences how big a retard you are. I'm sure theres a scientific model to prove that very fact. /sarcasm

And no, I don't really want to be a retard. That doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun to me.

If I wanted my own business bla bla bla then I'd go out and do it. But I don't really give a **** about money or my "career". I don't see money as the only route to happiness.

[LuckySports]

can we make it illegal to revive a thread after some 2-years?

[Steve_God]

The issue isn't about reviving an old thread, it's about stopping the bots signing up in the first place...

[tobapopalos]

I'm kinda glad it did bump this thread though. That round was epic in every way. I've been trying to remember what Aili's banner was since I re-read this thread this morning :P

[Dax]

It was something to do with taking BC for lessons in how to play, I think...

[Ell-Ess]

It was something to do with taking BC for lessons in how to play, I think...

I thought that was War Huh from round before.

[Dax]

It was something to do with taking BC for lessons in how to play, I think...

I thought that was War Huh from round before.

It was funny either way...

[tobapopalos]

It was something to do with taking BC for lessons in how to play, I think...

I thought that was War Huh from round before.

Yeah I vaguely remember that, because they were getting bashed like crazy by 3 alliances. Doesn't really make much sense if it was Aili's banner.

Does anyone know what Aili's banner was? It's still driving me crazy :P

[Nickk]

Did we even have a banner? :P

[tobapopalos]

Apparently we did because we won banner wars. I have absolutely no recollection what it was though, which is odd because I usually have a stupidly good memory for useless details.