How Dare Ye!

[Garrett]

I did not sign up to be Kerfluffled!!!!!!!!!!

Mon 18th Aug, year 5. Morning Something strange is afoot!
Some cute small giraffes rolled around in our private quarters, and finally kerfluffled your gardening equipment and ran away giggling.


I'll wash and wash my equipment all I want, but I'll never EVER get the smell out :(

[pinpower]

<pin|prank> im a little annoyed that no badgers came to my house...
<pin|prank> umm
<pin|prank> i'd like to make an official complaint Azzer
<pin|prank> A legal representative from my team will be contacting you within the next 2 days Azzer
<pin|prank> nobody short badgers me and gets away with it!!!


Pretty much says it all. I want my badger, and i want it now!
;)

[Garrett]

Badgers?! We aint got to show you no steenking badgers!

[Twigley]

i got some giraffalos.

[Hobbezak]

wtf is an "oompa loompa"?
Many heartmeltingly nice oompa loompas zoomed back and forth in our tractors, then snuggled up with your gardening equipment and snuck away sneakily.

[Tombi]

wtf is an "oompa loompa"?
Many heartmeltingly nice oompa loompas zoomed back and forth in our tractors, then snuggled up with your gardening equipment and snuck away sneakily.

you sad sad child, watch Charlie and the chocolate factory... ;)

[Alcibiades]

wtf is an "oompa loompa"?
Many heartmeltingly nice oompa loompas zoomed back and forth in our tractors, then snuggled up with your gardening equipment and snuck away sneakily.

http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/ompa%20lumpa%20menbbb.jpg

[Hobbezak]

wtf is an "oompa loompa"?
Many heartmeltingly nice oompa loompas zoomed back and forth in our tractors, then snuggled up with your gardening equipment and snuck away sneakily.

http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/ompa%20lumpa%20menbbb.jpg

I don't think I'm quite comfortable with these people in my base.
I WENT IN SLEEPMODE FFS AZZER!!!
I do not want "oompa loompas" driving my tractors while I'm sleeping FFS!!! >:(

[Garrett]

at least it wasn't the underpants gnomes?

[Alcibiades]

A veritable army of small minute monkeys rolled around in our tractors, and pounced and huggled your gardening equipment before imploding quietly.

I'm not so sure how i feel about minute monkeys 'quietly' imploding for many reasons. First off, i'm suspicious of anything minute, be they monkeys, hot wheels, or germs! Secondly, I don't think anything can implode quietly, and thirdly; why in the name of all that is holy are they molesting my gardening equipment?! What did my poor gardening equipment ever do to you, you goddamn wannabe gorillas!

:D

[timtadams]

Bah, never mind your gardening equipment Alci, my staff got molested!

Mon 18th Aug, year 5. Morning Oh my!
Relatively few heartmeltingly nice small giraffes zoomed back and forth in our private quarters, then snuggled up with your staff and ran away giggling.

[Alcibiades]

EGADS! Molestation is sirius bizniss...

I suggest we start a class action lawsuit, who's with me?!

Garrett: I give you 100 cool points for making this thread, but you could've gotten 10,000 cool points if it was 'How Dare Ye'. ;)

[lavadog]

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

That's all I have to say really

[Garrett]

Done Alci. No need for a cool rebate tho.

[No-Dachi]

I'm quite satisfied:

Mon 18th Aug, year 5. Morning What the?
A few adorable furbies fluttered their eyelashes at our fields, before cuddling your staff and vanished.

[timthetyrant]

how nice, i had an orgy with pink, midget birds, that melt into nothingness (so i cant prove i had an orgy, as usual). but i'm all for that law suit cause they had a picnic on MY trees and didnt invite ME!

Mon 18th Aug, year 5. Morning Argh!
Lots of lovely tiny flamingos had a picnic on our trees, then snuggled up with you before melting into nothingness.

[Hippie]

A veritable army of furry small giraffes fluttered their eyelashes at our fields, then wrapped their little arms around you and ran away tittering.

[LadyDarkAngel]

Did someone say oompa loompas?????

[atsanjose]

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[Twigley]

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[pinpower]

Aww, i was hoping to leave this in gripes as long as pos! Was nice to have a bit of a fun thread in there instead of the usual moaning ;)

[Garrett]

it was a valid gripe. you half wit wannabe's.

[atsanjose]

fill in the form "report mod abuse" in 3 fold located in section 11-39d segment: inappropriate spam movement and hand it to the apartment of insubordination, counter 12b, between 11.00 and 11.05 pm on Tuesdays and Thursdays