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Steve_God
19-03-2009, 10:04 PM
... something crops up in Real Life that completely distracts you from Bush...

While waiting for it to tick I checked my email to find out I'd been invited to a second interview for a job I'd applied for, got all excited and txted people... forgetting that I was meant to be recalling at the end of the next tick... the results:

Tue 30th May, year 3. Noon Attacking Member Of War? Huh? [X]
Battle Report - Attacking War? Huh? [X]
[middle] 20,000,000 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 8,848,171 allied staff.
[middle] 6,772,996 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 2,955,810 allied staff.
[middle] 42,000,000 hostile Biker attacked, killing 2,000,000 allied staff.
[middle] 1,000,000 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,081,293 allied staff.
[middle] 23,138,805 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,674,726 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,313,606 allied Assassin attacked, killing 2,512,502 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,401,184 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 955,140 allied staff.
[middle] 2,655,357 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 3,569,275 allied staff.
[middle] 13,721,945 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 28,327,500 allied staff.
[middle] 2,985,485 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 1,283,266 allied staff.
[middle] 4,949,927 allied Ninja attacked, killing 3,584,698 hostile staff.
[middle] 786,723 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 358,890 allied staff.
[middle] 2,912,883 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 559,758 allied staff.
[middle] 15,074,763 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 43,780,159 allied staff.
[middle] 10,934,746 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 959,094 allied staff.

Disabled: 955,140 [£28,323,259,200] friendlies disabled.
Died: 94,723,216 [£3,519,720,354,000] friendlies dead.14,771,926 [£615,822,215,500] enemies dead.

You gained 1,624,835 effectiveness.
You will soon be receiving £1,175,684,833,400 insurance. lol :$

Martin
19-03-2009, 10:06 PM
Congrats on the second interview though buddy. Very few things can compete with things like that at making you smile inside. Hope you get it!

Kuda
19-03-2009, 10:47 PM
yep congrats on the interview Steve :)

Still think it was nice of you to die on us ofc. Just a shame the 10/11 ppl who were infront of you on that target didn't die also :(

f0xx
19-03-2009, 11:04 PM
<Sandertjee> Crap, was watching a film, missed the tick and died on SAS.
<Sandertjee> Oh wait, I actually missed two ticks.
<Sandertjee> Meh, back to film.

Always makes me chuckle inside when I remember this log ;)

Twigley
19-03-2009, 11:20 PM
Sander :O
One of funniest guys on IRC and especially on skype.

I remember when he messed up his autos.
Fun.

cb1202
20-03-2009, 03:57 AM
I hate if when I send all of my bikers and only 2m NLD's stay for the fight.