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harriergirl
05-02-2009, 03:49 PM
2 dopplegangers are fighting, They are equal in every way including training and skill.
One has a shovel, one has a baseball bat...
who wins :)
:wave:
Weeble
05-02-2009, 03:57 PM
Me.
timtadams
05-02-2009, 04:15 PM
which weapon has the lowest initiative?
timtadams
05-02-2009, 04:26 PM
Wait! neither wins...and, they both die simultaneously of exhaustion!
really, i have no idea
btw, whats a doppleganger?
Alcibiades
05-02-2009, 04:47 PM
baseball bat > shovel
nothing like 42 inches of ash to the skull to end any silly plans of dominance!
tobapopalos
05-02-2009, 05:30 PM
Baseball bat ftw. Shovels are heavy and clumsy, and the flat edge makes them aerodynamically awful, so when you swing it you get a much higher drag factor than with the baseball bat.
And a doppelganger is someone who looks exactly like you.
Weeble
05-02-2009, 05:31 PM
A doppelganger (or doppelgänger) is a mirror image of someone, typically an 'evil' version of you (or the opposite of you, whichever!) that signifies bad luck, doom and gloom.
tomtree
05-02-2009, 06:08 PM
baseball bat all the way!
Tapeyy
05-02-2009, 06:48 PM
please go with the shovel, its hard to decapitate someone with a baseball bat.
P.S. you don't swing it open face:-P
Alcibiades
05-02-2009, 07:00 PM
please go with the shovel, its hard to decapitate someone with a baseball bat.
Unless you also have tried it, I suggest you retract that vile and slanderous statement towards baseball bat lovers and users everywhere! ;)
Shovels are too ungainly, although, if you got a nice half size shovel, and sharpened an edge, it would be formidable indeed.
Dimitar
05-02-2009, 11:01 PM
I'd go with the bat.. a vampire bat to me more precise :D .. hell just a simple vampire also could do the trick
id have to go with the BAseball bat for the speed you could swing it with... one shot to the knees knock em down n then in Mortal Kombat Style!
FINISH HIM.....
Lol
pinpower
07-02-2009, 12:05 AM
shovel, as not only will it cause blunt force damage (or something like that) it'll also cut you...so you'll be wounded more each blow.
Tapeyy
07-02-2009, 01:59 AM
Unless you also have tried it, I suggest you retract that vile and slanderous statement towards baseball bat lovers and users everywhere! ;)
Apologies my statement is retracted :sad: still you know it to be true :-P
Satureum
07-02-2009, 03:35 AM
Shovel. Assuming he throws it like a spear!
Otherwise, the bat. Maybe a few 9 inch nails, barbed wire.
Chezz
07-02-2009, 10:03 AM
Shovel FTW!~ A shovel is harder can damage baseball bat, and you can just swing it with the sharper edge facing the front......(Instant broadsword!)
Unless the person is too weak to wield a shovel, which in that case the bat would OWN with its agility.....:-D
timtadams
09-02-2009, 02:18 PM
is there an answer HG?
Weeble
09-02-2009, 02:22 PM
It's me. It's always me. I always win.
Win!
atsanjose
09-02-2009, 02:27 PM
the shovel
you cant dig a hole with a baseball bat
No-Dachi
09-02-2009, 02:39 PM
Depends on the size and weight of the shovel, but unless you gave me the ultimate showel, I'd go for the bat. But I'd probably just use it to get close and knock the ******* down with a nice elbow to the face.
Twigley
09-02-2009, 04:25 PM
Bat ..
Alcibiades
09-02-2009, 05:45 PM
the shovel
you cant dig a hole with a baseball bat
Now that man is a thinker! Atsan you genius.
harriergirl
09-02-2009, 05:49 PM
nah, no answer, but it's a question that never fails to get mixed reactions :)
I personally would go for the shovel =P
Alvestein
09-02-2009, 06:56 PM
Shovel for gardening to distract them! then you go in for the kill >:)
timthetyrant
17-02-2009, 08:26 AM
get the shovel and start digging a hole, then ask if the ohter guy can help you dig a hole, swap the shovel for the bat and push him in the hole. every time he tries to get out hit him on the head. and if you're lucky they'll throw the shovel at you, then you'll have both the weapons and you win :)
Alcibiades
17-02-2009, 05:59 PM
and if you're not lucky he kills you with the shovel? o.0
timthetyrant
18-02-2009, 06:14 AM
fat chance of that i couldnt kill a fly, let alone myself
A Deranged Cow
19-02-2009, 10:46 AM
Why not employ the use of your knee in a sensitive area... Who needs weapons?
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