Join SaveAzzer!!!

[timtadams]

To all players far and wide!

Our leader is facing annihilation, his very existence hanging precariously over the edge of the precipice of death and destruction! Will you stand and watch as our leader... our beacon... our light in this dark world of mysticism and evil...is slowly and painfully skewered by the masses of evil that unit against him?!

Without him there is no Bush, ergo, you are nothing...your very existence in this world depends on his survival!

So do not watch as the world around you collapses, pick up your swords and rush to the aid of your leader! Stand by, join me in the final stand! This time Azzer will live! Do not be tricked by the dark forces into joining them, they only seek to end worlds, destroy life, and never rest until all that is left is the endless abyss!

When the time fully comes [ie this havoc] heed the call and join the SaveAzzer alliance so that good may triumph against evil!

[Elderveld]

i will, for the first time go and help azzer! im sure i can stop all of u >:)

[timthetyrant]

I, Timstarius Maximus of Timtopia, plaedge my alliegance to the almighty Azzer (not that he needs it, i'll probably weigh him down, before dieing myself) as i make my last stand! (cause i dont intend to live through havoc)

DEFENSE UURAAGGHH!!!!

[timtadams]

Thank you, heroes from beyond the horizon (for none others of this land, apart from I, could muster such courage to come against all of evil united) for coming to our aid.

Yet still more are needed to win this ever approaching war! I beseech all of you to raise your hand and be counted! to leave your mark on this world, so that one day, when you are old and the younger generations take your place, you can say that you were there, you were there the day that the forces of evil were defeated! That you helped, that you were part of the greatest day in history! [of round 28]

Come forth and pledge your allegiance to the SaveAzzer alliance! This time it is THEY who perish!

[f0xx]

Fail.

[timtadams]

Ye of little faith, i cast ye back into the pits of nihilism! No plot of mine will come undone by the cunning of the evil which you carry under your cloak of despair! I see what you are trying to do; fill those who may oppose evil with hopelessness, so that they may turn to you, in a desperate bid for some sort of salvation.

Never shall you succeed! They will come, from all corners of the Bush, to fight you and your minions, and see you perish into the abyss from whence you came!

I call upon all those who oppose evil and its creations [such as f0xx ;) ] to unit in The Last Stand! Spread the word, gather your armies, and we shall march against the forces that smother the good of this land!

[Terrakan]

Azzer will die this round

like he died twice last round

and he will continue to die each round in havoc HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[timtadams]

This is the 'SaveAzzer' thread! Do not poison it with your words any further! Leave now!

You do not realise, armies are gathering, preparing the resistance. You will fall, with f0xx, at the feet of the almighty one, the great all knowing, and awesomely powerful me!...

...oh yeah, and Azzer will be there too.

[exalted]

Azzer will surely die!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Thus has been written
Thus must be done.

[timtadams]

How dare you do so much as utter the name of the great Azzer! :mad:

You will surely pay for your mindless comments

There is a thread already in existence for people like you, it is called 'KillAzzer!' [http://www.bushtarion.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1984]
And only the lowest forms of life trespass there.

Only the powerful may post comments here, so pack your bags and good day to you

[TheNamelessWonder]

I'll be there :o

[timtadams]

And you will be remembered o brave friend :hug:

Is there no more willing to come to the aid of Men? Speak up, and let your voices be heard!

[timtadams]

Just in case you didn't know:
Alliance name: "SaveAzzer"
Password: "blueflag"

Now join and repel the evil forces!!!

[Bunion]

:robot: OUR GREAT OVERLORD HAS DEMANDED THAT WE COME TO HIS AID
:robot: I MUST OBEY HIS ORDERS
:robot: OBEY
:robot: OBEY
:robot: OBEY
:robot: OBEY
:robot: OBEY

[timthetyrant]

i'll stil defend him, but i made a big mistake. i wanted to buy 100m money launders but pressed b instead of m and now im broke, lol. do we get any more money?

[timtadams]

Yes you do!!!! Another 500t :D
And possibly more!!!

[timtadams]

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Early hours Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 36,530,608,079 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 25,091,397,712 hostile staff.
[middle] 286,757,864 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 69,682,237 allied staff.
[range] 14,904,921,372 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 3,650,238,800 allied staff.
[r/m] 770,393,576 allied F-117 attacked, killing 15,206,889,798 hostile staff.
[range] 14,474,291,869 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 57,409,890,129 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,221,958,231 allied Bunker attacked, killing 6,145,199,265 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,397,188,897 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 55,494,322,810 hostile staff.
[range] 488,603,469 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 124,730,803 allied staff.
[middle] 300,913,833 allied Extremist attacked, killing 127,347,520 hostile staff.
[middle] 166,237 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 138,852 allied staff.
[range] 52,797,578 allied EMP Warrior attacked, killing 6,648,852 hostile staff.
[range] 691,396,944 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 107,064,581 allied staff.
[r/m] 430,545,059 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 137,951,737 hostile staff.
[middle] 57,268 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 48,509 allied staff.
[range] 514,496,873 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 415,935,526 allied staff.
[r/m] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 56,938 hostile staff.
[middle] 6,924,104,773 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 502,655,149 hostile staff.
[middle] 15,663 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 6,466 allied staff.
[r/m] 511,753,606 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 4,050,492,954 hostile staff.
[range] 965,526,302 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 2,235,184,541 allied staff.
[r/m] 897,110,834 allied Biker attacked, killing 657,581,057 hostile staff.
[r/m] 12,408,458,280 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,735,000,706 hostile staff.
[range] 684,839,582 hostile Striker attacked, killing 146,710,205 allied staff.
[r/m] 221,934,794 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 1,303,838,375 hostile staff.
[r/m] 10,667,609,201 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 55,918,285,672 hostile staff.
[range] 889,302,604 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 2,160,528,590 allied staff.
[range] 10,934,123,063 allied Vampire attacked, killing 53,788,651,875 hostile staff.
[raised] 1,899,419,668 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 389,978,408 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 946,633,121 allied staff.
[raised] 95,008,687 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 108,487,122 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 80,391,239 hostile staff.
[r/m] 191,048,139 allied Assassin attacked, killing 202,007,940 hostile staff.
[range] 89,556,565 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 47,031,137 allied staff.
[middle] 336,435,692 allied Witch attacked, killing 26,453 hostile staff.
[r/m] 334,226,932 allied Hooligan attacked, disabling 225,602,886 hostile staff.
[r/m] 7,297,284 allied Harrier attacked, killing 14,926,624 hostile staff.
[range] 189,197,514 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 640,756,773 hostile staff.
[range] 222,435,014 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 211,035,095 allied staff.
[r/m] 13,821,289 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 49,657,658 hostile staff.
[r/m] 128,561,383 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 860,393,230 hostile staff.
[r/m] 51,362,196 allied Nutter attacked, disabling 53,658,349 hostile staff.
[r/m] 733,505,825 allied Sniper attacked, killing 4,020,811,953 hostile staff.
[middle] 79,459,239 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 42,206 hostile staff.
[range] 667,849,050 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 725,964,776 hostile staff.
[range] 1,025,604,946 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 548,715,393 allied staff.
[range] 1,274,003,539 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 9,278,045,035 hostile staff.
[range] 469,759,919 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 841,400,696 allied staff.
[range] 172,974,846 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 495,999,182 hostile staff.
[range] 268,344,502 allied Crazed Droid attacked, killing 948,536,750 hostile staff.
[range] 117,789,845 hostile Crazed Droid attacked, killing 304,119,245 allied staff.
[range] 33,931 allied Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 80,079 hostile staff.
[range] 2,666,703,326 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 24,397,918,055 hostile staff.
[range] 226,887,074 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 1,122,780,747 allied staff.
[range] 130,463,623 allied Code Monkey re-programmed 468,381,891 hostile staff.
[range] 22,295,183 allied Rebel attacked, killing 34,069,955 hostile staff.
[range] 345,762,894 allied Ranger attacked, killing 201,228,558 hostile staff.
[range] 43,090,738 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 109,157,740 allied staff.
[range] 84,295,760 allied Ninja attacked, killing 62,023,578 hostile staff.
[range] 18,817,226 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 26,622,539 allied staff.
[range] 23,440,167 allied Automoton attacked, killing 72,121,118 hostile staff.
[range] 455,055,885 allied Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 547,869,161 hostile staff.
[range] 2,989,491,211 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,714,011,616 hostile staff.
[range] 240,729,376 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 957,670,876 allied staff.
[range] 40,162,978,088 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 4,184,416,881 hostile staff.
[range] 2,310,592,063 allied Marine attacked, killing 38,552,937 hostile staff.
[range] 114,695,475 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,570,208 hostile staff.
[range] 1,004,263,868 allied Jeep attacked, killing 887,996 hostile staff.

Stunned: 80,391,239 [£4,590,281,288,000] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 4,776,537,809 [£43,572,306,662,000] enemies distracted. 2,783,899,934 [£74,950,771,494,600] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 279,261,235 [£3,449,297,515,500] enemies disabled.
Died: 261,697,227,514 [£6,190,317,509,111,400] enemies dead. 68,651,425,894 [£1,552,378,142,645,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 4,652,855,710 [£274,290,304,839,900] enemies bribed.
Converted: 1,899,419,668 [£30,390,714,688,000] enemies converted. 95,008,687 [£1,520,138,992,000] friendlies converted.

They have finally started to inflict a little damage :|

[timtadams]

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Morning Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 28,668,859,019 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 9,060,628,868 hostile staff.
[middle] 270,835,110 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 63,338,865 allied staff.
[range] 9,333,163,262 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,228,343,347 allied staff.
[r/m] 19,264,184 allied F-117 attacked, killing 115,857,434 hostile staff.
[middle] 4 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 7 allied staff.
[range] 86,865,075,075 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 207,789,214,062 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,086,236,528 allied Bunker attacked, killing 2,670,694,072 hostile staff.
[r/m] 1,291,515,482 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 23,020,852,277 hostile staff.
[range] 104,915,507 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 13,915,288 allied staff.
[close] 30,026,501 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 180 hostile staff.
[middle] 220,006,155 allied Extremist attacked, killing 428,190,705 hostile staff.
[close] 9,087,152 allied Spike Trap impaled and killed 1 hostile staff.
[range] 10,583,615 allied EMP Warrior attacked, killing 2,682,649 hostile staff.
[range] 313,406 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 29,016 allied staff.
[r/m] 236,374,797 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 157,710,815 hostile staff.
[middle] 7,978,034 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 2,692,459 allied staff.
[range] 534,188,762 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 173,964,570 allied staff.
[r/m] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 11,647 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,384,187,855 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 4,231,545,772 hostile staff.
[r/m] 264,083,404 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,447,680,987 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,143,596 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 1,066,846 allied staff.
[range] 383,522,188 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 358,570,815 allied staff.
[r/m] 205,578,531 allied Biker attacked, killing 762,028,842 hostile staff.
[range] 482,433,787 hostile Biker attacked, killing 391,587,479 allied staff.
[r/m] 8,682,466,857 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,763,528,541 hostile staff.
[range] 2,130,221,636 hostile Striker attacked, killing 364,871,329 allied staff.
[r/m] 50,478,642 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 41,850,236 hostile staff.
[range] 35,135,983,061 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 7,272,417,129 allied staff.
[r/m] 6,778,769,351 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 17,557,416,151 hostile staff.
[range] 97,588,089 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 75,126,693 allied staff.
[range] 15,754,903,117 allied Vampire attacked, killing 28,551,557,940 hostile staff.
[raised] 4,603,056,840 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 774,263,644 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 565,844,093 allied staff.
[raised] 74,643,971 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 116,923,370 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 241,900,692 hostile staff.
[r/m] 80,343,888 allied Assassin attacked, killing 56,732,948 hostile staff.
[range] 135,731,601,250 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 27,103,562,540 allied staff.
[middle] 200,480,241 allied Witch attacked, killing 1,803,804 hostile staff.
[range] 396,822,896 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 196,789,155 allied staff.
[range] 66,093,756 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 54,296,187 hostile staff.
[range] 478,195,344 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 157,464,418 allied staff.
[range] 237,435 allied Gargoyle attacked, killing 152,539 hostile staff.
[range] 82,174,606 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 21,719,638 allied staff.
[r/m] 46,315,934 allied Sorcerer attacked, killing 63,245,936 hostile staff.
[range] 91,525,047 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 45,471,090 allied staff.
[range] 424,140,583 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 469,246,234 allied staff.
[middle] 987,979 allied Iron Golem attacked, killing 71,431 hostile staff.
[r/m] 282,806,212 allied Hippy Van attacked, distracting 178,305,021 hostile staff.
[middle] 3,185,234 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 747,597 allied staff.
[range] 3,052,744 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 716,881 allied staff.
[r/m] 536,013,021 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 825,530,954 hostile staff.
[range] 483,575,657 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 293,569,871 allied staff.
[r/m] 48,218,740 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 63,285,961 hostile staff.
[range] 462,799,609 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 242,922,176 allied staff.
[range] 9,811,910 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 4,813,395 allied staff.
[middle] 56,773,706 allied Mummy attacked, killing 12,854 hostile staff.
[range] 3,014,632,385 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 13,394,683,416 hostile staff.
[range] 93,656,565 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 182,592,181 allied staff.
[r/m] 56,389,715 allied Code Monkey re-programmed 138,149,444 hostile staff.
[range] 107,051 allied Rebel attacked, killing 40,665 hostile staff.
[range] 422,196,915 hostile Rebel attacked, killing 73,244,881 allied staff.
[range] 117,800,494 allied Ranger attacked, killing 237,679,179 hostile staff.
[range] 471,447,759 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 416,839,126 allied staff.
[r/m] 30,099,488 allied Ninja attacked, killing 38,635,553 hostile staff.
[range] 89,870,591 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 47,959,967 allied staff.
[range] 372,123,993 hostile Automoton attacked, killing 19,307,500 allied staff.
[range] 390,490,812 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 161,428,583 allied staff.
[range] 2,232,702,619 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 6,968,761,038 hostile staff.
[range] 481,280,808 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 690,825,957 allied staff.
[r/m] 8,861,685,933 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 11,637,635,617 hostile staff.
[range] 8,540,116,709 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 4,285,343,765 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,451,161,362 allied Marine attacked, killing 2,286,880,554 hostile staff.
[range] 474,654,545 hostile Marine attacked, killing 244,264,122 allied staff.
[r/m] 31,185,683 allied Shock Trooper attacked, killing 35,545,673 hostile staff.
[range] 440,294,318 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 186,462,638 allied staff.
[r/m] 950,711,306 allied Jeep attacked, killing 361,513,013 hostile staff.
[range] 496,053,972 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 80,040,029 allied staff.
[r/m] 333,277,433 allied Humvee attacked, killing 104,415,054 hostile staff.
[range] 1,274,727,215 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 175,409,418 allied staff.
[r/m] 129,565,156 allied Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 698,301,170 hostile staff.
[range] 447,179,827 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 997,678,125 allied staff.
[r/m] 195,734,263 allied Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 294,824,571 hostile staff.
[range] 467,865,489 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 298,743,162 allied staff.
[range] 384,736,095 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 136,486,304 allied staff.
[range] 523,262 allied Officer attacked, killing 385,476 hostile staff.
[range] 404,922,167 hostile Officer attacked, killing 121,750,193 allied staff.
[middle] 344,364,951 allied Recruitment Officer recruited 4,249,942 hostile staff.
[range] 79,492,857 hostile Political Briber attacked, bribing 31,475,347 allied staff.
[range] 3,386,663,877 allied Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 5,163,564,789 hostile staff.
[range] 18,499,083,807 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 10,801,224,875 allied staff.

Stunned: 241,900,692 [£7,764,030,439,500] enemies stunned.
Distracted: 1,625,986,188 [£29,208,401,684,200] enemies distracted. 365,915,534 [£22,966,233,425,700] friendlies distracted.
Died: 114,851,342,279 [£4,967,497,926,069,900] enemies dead. 251,305,121,645 [£9,795,381,439,339,400] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 16,943,611,439 [£490,077,048,229,200] enemies bribed. 15,118,043,987 [£1,029,323,688,040,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 4,603,056,840 [£73,648,909,440,000] enemies converted. 74,643,971 [£1,194,303,536,000] friendlies converted.

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/dr_evil.jpg

They have penetrated our defenses! :shock:
Azzer's life stands on the brink!

[Steve_God]

I think you'll find Azzer is now dead :P

[timtadams]

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Noon Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 33,857,766,874 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 10,559,753,126 hostile staff.
[middle] 8,397,333,952 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,874,100,508 allied staff.
[range] 104,942,131 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 22,405,028 allied staff.
[r/m] 1,274,584,225 allied F-117 attacked, killing 6,891,174,863 hostile staff.
[middle] 63,761,471,270 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 94,959,539,525 allied staff.
[r/m] 691,072,479 allied Bunker attacked, killing 1,537,308,827 hostile staff.
[all] 951,645,400 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 15,768,997,594 hostile staff.
[range] 15,032,444 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 1,963,939 allied staff.
[middle] 35,907,788 allied Extremist attacked, killing 31,318,079 hostile staff.
[middle] 449,050,738 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 133,632,471 allied staff.
[range] 21,989,431 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 2,316,137 allied staff.
[r/m] 3,380,578 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,779,454 hostile staff.
[middle] 465,921,901 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 76,993,045 allied staff.
[range] 22,063,944 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 3,664,491 allied staff.
[r/m] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 10,680 hostile staff.
[close] 5 allied Hippy attacked, distracting 3 hostile staff.
[middle] 2,024,245,280 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 1,497,807,481 hostile staff.
[middle] 94,028,329 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 19,041,487 allied staff.
[range] 4 allied Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 18 hostile staff.
[close] 65 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 42 allied staff.
[middle] 365,006,285 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 201,625,867 allied staff.
[range] 138,567,740 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 69,825,812 allied staff.
[middle] 2 allied Biker attacked, killing 4 hostile staff.
[middle] 395,378,333 hostile Biker attacked, killing 35,304,469 allied staff.
[range] 35,626,477 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[close] 4 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 2 hostile staff.
[r/m] 6,799,320,871 allied Striker attacked, killing 1,924,952,409 hostile staff.
[middle] 1,964,453,300 hostile Striker attacked, killing 538,567,790 allied staff.
[range] 20,773,524 hostile Striker attacked, killing 5,310,097 allied staff.
[range] 3 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 18 hostile staff.
[middle] 29,737,797,342 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 3,098,260,540 allied staff.
[range] 27,838,435 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,730,301 allied staff.
[close] 11,601,019 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 858 hostile staff.
[r/m] 3,379,558,161 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 8,551,769,606 hostile staff.
[middle] 89,558,235 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 43,992,001 allied staff.
[range] 55,321,363 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 26,273,677 allied staff.
[range] 1,519,033,613 allied Vampire attacked, killing 1,657,506,626 hostile staff.
[raised] 110,942,188 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 102,703,491 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 45,196,802 allied staff.
[raised] 7,087,437 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 10,017,941,382 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 5,125,139,587 allied staff.
[r/m] 106,544 allied Assassin attacked, killing 60,313 hostile staff.
[middle] 124,806,123,942 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 17,895,872,575 allied staff.
[range] 23,863,941 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 2,554,810 allied staff.
[middle] 89,560,470 hostile Witch attacked, killing 30,087,673 allied staff.
[range] 18,129,568 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 1,677,162 allied staff.
[middle] 286,761,010 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 82,807,270 allied staff.
[range] 13,989,916 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 3,972,354 allied staff.
[middle] 434,826,053 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 89,670,152 allied staff.
[range] 62,306,517 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 13,045,997 allied staff.
[middle] 63,361,963 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 9,985,652 allied staff.
[range] 11,945,191 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 1,848,401 allied staff.
[middle] 82,892,047 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 24,549,662 allied staff.
[range] 26,855,018 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 8,287,400 allied staff.
[range] 3,632,430 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 167,870 allied staff.
[middle] 353,246,307 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 228,937,564 allied staff.
[range] 20,902,673 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 13,419,620 allied staff.
[middle] 67,638,701 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 10,899,548 allied staff.
[middle] 2,962,070 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 400,937 allied staff.
[range] 19,079,483 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 2,585,092 allied staff.
[r/m] 10,545,604 allied Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 52,877,982 hostile staff.
[middle] 455,119,014 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 162,592,531 allied staff.
[range] 4,150,153 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 1,459,592 allied staff.
[middle] 426,511,954 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 123,332,751 allied staff.
[range] 26,344,602 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 7,680,547 allied staff.
[middle] 9,002,214 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 2,347,054 allied staff.
[range] 43,471,134 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 11,328,015 allied staff.
[middle] 84,886,531 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 11,004,056 allied staff.
[range] 21,493,792 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 22,125,023 allied staff.
[middle] 373,663,032 hostile Rebel attacked, killing 32,676,379 allied staff.
[middle] 445,648,862 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 223,995,577 allied staff.
[range] 24,796,181 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 11,479,563 allied staff.
[middle] 82,730,033 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 22,600,806 allied staff.
[range] 25,320 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 6,984 allied staff.
[middle] 326,295,584 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 71,229,785 allied staff.
[range] 73,929,627 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 15,958,895 allied staff.
[r/m] 156,961,374 allied Apache Longbow attacked, killing 484,646,445 hostile staff.
[middle] 459,155,915 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 318,430,520 allied staff.
[range] 243,993,197 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 150,802,688 allied staff.
[middle] 8,152,042,138 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 1,843,103,682 allied staff.
[range] 2,165,882,069 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 198,591,943 allied staff.
[middle] 464,897,171 hostile Marine attacked, killing 29,783,690 allied staff.
[range] 21,299,987 hostile Marine attacked, killing 1,379,746 allied staff.
[middle] 417,140,799 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 29,709,399 allied staff.
[range] 24,722,952 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 1,613,310 allied staff.
[middle] 457,084,386 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 11,045,212 allied staff.
[range] 23,889,394 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 580,653 allied staff.
[middle] 1,200,180,590 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 28,506,870 allied staff.
[range] 4,917,816 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 115,257 allied staff.
[middle] 393,740,345 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 85,447,942 allied staff.
[range] 2,061,908 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 390,652 allied staff.
[middle] 456,501,288 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 25,264,171 allied staff.
[range] 16,623,241 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 851,204 allied staff.
[middle] 351,428,245 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 13,174,063 allied staff.
[range] 18,160,035 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 666,500 allied staff.
[middle] 594,582,612 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 11,190,193 allied staff.
[middle] 64,532,202 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 2,007,952 allied staff.
[middle] 374,814,374 hostile Officer attacked, killing 12,042,636 allied staff.
[range] 19,344,758 hostile Officer attacked, killing 632,264 allied staff.
[middle] 641,191 hostile Recruitment Officer recruited 75,881 allied staff.
[middle] 17,760,087,296 hostile Puppet Master pulled some strings and bribed 809,076,452 allied staff.
[middle] 6,329,597 allied Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 296,261,653 hostile staff.
[middle] 5,572,006 hostile Gargantua roared robotically and vaporised with laser eyes 6,015,277 allied staff.

Stunned: 5,125,139,587 [£319,090,366,068,000] friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 21 [£46,200] enemies distracted. 288,112,819 [£18,414,781,210,500] friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 1,845,032 [£187,377,315,500] friendlies disabled.
Died: 49,258,215,340 [£3,239,868,261,239,700] enemies dead. 120,741,023,675 [£8,421,733,517,205,000] friendlies dead.
Bribed: 10,680 [£306,725,200] enemies bribed. 2,850,847,958 [£379,489,250,865,500] friendlies bribed.
Converted: 110,942,188 [£1,775,075,008,000] enemies converted. 7,087,437 [£113,398,992,000] friendlies converted.

:flamer:

Why!? :mad:

[timtadams]

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Afternoon Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 3,598,228,200 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 2,671,913,264 hostile staff.
[middle] 95,786,453 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 35,698,274 allied staff.
[r/m] 4,925,637,202 allied F-117 attacked, killing 6,638,284,011 hostile staff.
[all] 151,051,745 allied Bunker attacked, killing 231,270,896 hostile staff.
[all] 358,820,866 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 2,158,497,484 hostile staff.
[close] 48,823,027 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 13,515,403 allied staff.
[close] 1,119 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 932 hostile staff.
[close] 56,107,429,550 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 15,644,796,547 allied staff.
[m/c] 306,601 allied Extremist attacked, killing 265,522 hostile staff.
[close] 443,349,613 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 229,008,677 allied staff.
[middle] 20,309,451 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 10,292,124 allied staff.
[close] 245,830 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 55,126 allied staff.
[all] 7,482 allied Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 5,832 hostile staff.
[close] 455,905,545 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 101,531,779 allied staff.
[middle] 20,225,532 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 4,628,098 allied staff.
[all] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 7,844 hostile staff.
[close] 83,468,147,643 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 39,293,650 allied staff.
[close] 358,923,031 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 69,197,977 allied staff.
[m/c] 1,550,505 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 478,405 hostile staff.
[close] 93,399,249 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 21,166,453 allied staff.
[middle] 9,394,308 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 2,119,721 allied staff.
[close] 363,437,449 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 249,642,130 allied staff.
[middle] 126,503,334 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 89,067,278 allied staff.
[close] 7 allied Biker attacked, killing 21 hostile staff.
[close] 387,209,656 hostile Biker attacked, killing 2 allied staff.
[close] 171 allied Scrap Bot attacked, killing 211 hostile staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 1 Gargantua.
[close] 5,928,845,102 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 1,944,253,524 allied staff.
[raised] The scrap bots quickly went through the remains, constructing 48,438,767 Gargantua.
[all] 5,383,045,300 allied Striker attacked, killing 2,372,099,502 hostile staff.
[close] 1,951,170,763 hostile Striker attacked, killing 877,863,413 allied staff.
[middle] 19,805,448 hostile Striker attacked, killing 8,516,735 allied staff.
[r/c] 127 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 43 hostile staff.
[close] 29,084,272,999 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 4,197,832,851 allied staff.
[middle] 23,382,095 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 2,897,019 allied staff.
[close] 90,931 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 470,719 hostile staff.
[close] 9,869,336,392 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 5,438,144,652 allied staff.
[close] 42,524,324,299 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 3,247,016,999 allied staff.
[all] 7,435,697 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 18,925,686 hostile staff.
[close] 89,188,685 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 19,480,237 allied staff.
[middle] 50,680,939 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 10,962,863 allied staff.
[r/c] 4,100,471 allied Vampire attacked, killing 8,867,583 hostile staff.
[raised] 677,820 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 719,233,343 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 201,362,622 allied staff.
[raised] 17,935,722 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[range] 15,500,344,647 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 3,761,414,889 allied staff.
[raised] 334,649,381 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[middle] 9,438,505,071 hostile Siren sang out, freezing in place 1,824,673,121 allied staff.
[close] 124,097,546,206 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 12,258,504,852 allied staff.
[middle] 22,884,558 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 675,038 allied staff.
[middle] 3,351 hostile Witch attacked, killing 173 allied staff.
[middle] 16,396,532 hostile Hooligan attacked, disabling 334,040 allied staff.
[close] 283,877,831 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 18,479,265 allied staff.
[middle] 12,093,629 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 768,404 allied staff.
[middle] 59,251,623 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 2,070,238 allied staff.
[middle] 10,496,915 hostile Gargoyle attacked, killing 293,029 allied staff.
[middle] 25,458,602 hostile Sorcerer attacked, killing 1,772,741 allied staff.
[middle] 2,852,661 hostile Nutter attacked, disabling 22,602 allied staff.
[middle] 19,068,905 hostile Sniper attacked, killing 2,086,513 allied staff.
[close] 67,250,587 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 1,886,625 allied staff.
[middle] 16,770,332 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 431,797 allied staff.
[close] 2,961,661 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 86,860 allied staff.
[middle] 18,446,139 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 559,767 allied staff.
[close] 452,726,274 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 29,542,162 allied staff.
[middle] 4,019,369 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 264,377 allied staff.
[close] 27,899,672 hostile Skeleton attacked, killing 612,134 allied staff.
[middle] 25,258,308 hostile Grenadier attacked, killing 1,374,802 allied staff.
[close] 8,985,174 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 430,932 allied staff.
[middle] 37,515,649 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 1,739,803 allied staff.
[close] 84,543,801 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 1,950,633 allied staff.
[middle] 27,114,110 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 640,332 allied staff.
[close] 88,865,072 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 16,486,844 allied staff.
[close] 444,452,247 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 14,940,395 allied staff.
[middle] 23,925,902 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 381,553 allied staff.
[close] 18,414,716,007 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 29,032,679 allied staff.
[middle] 24,044 hostile Ninja attacked, killing 99 allied staff.
[middle] 65,082,685 hostile Petrol Bomber lobbed Molotov Cocktails and killed 1,554,587 allied staff.
[close] 457,287,208 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 2,726,393 allied staff.
[middle] 237,769,375 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 1,337,399 allied staff.
[middle] 2,075,739,999 hostile Hypnotist mesmerised 33,059,568 allied staff.
[close] 464,157,090 hostile Marine attacked, killing 8,047,398 allied staff.
[middle] 20,883,852 hostile Marine attacked, killing 345,893 allied staff.
[close] 415,216,823 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 6,761,530 allied staff.
[middle] 23,499,443 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 405,833 allied staff.
[close] 8,901,529,097 hostile Zombie ate the brains of 64,230,925 allied staff.
[close] 410,396,403 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 3,363,058 allied staff.
[close] 453,570,945 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 2,731,124 allied staff.
[middle] 22,907,958 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 139,296 allied staff.
[range] 197,873,578,519 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 746,948,340 allied staff.
[close] 1,192,851,284 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 6,411,937 allied staff.
[middle] 4,750,236 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 27,935 allied staff.
[close] 389,920,730 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 4,703,409 allied staff.
[middle] 1,929,903 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 24,825 allied staff.
[close] 455,196,232 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 2,156,143 allied staff.
[middle] 16,222,355 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 79,679 allied staff.
[close] 349,073,045 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 2,169,597 allied staff.
[middle] 16,557,156 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 113,840 allied staff.
[close] 27,546,487,876 hostile Private attacked, killing 52,948,722 allied staff.
[close] 585,294,964 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
Azzer has been killed! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stunned: 1,824,673,121 friendlies stunned.
Distracted: 932 enemies distracted. 16,025,616,967 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 356,642 friendlies disabled.
Died: 14,101,079,179 enemies dead. 33,486,381,987 friendlies dead.
Bribed: 7,844 enemies bribed. 33,059,568 friendlies bribed.
Converted: 677,821 enemies converted. 401,023,870 friendlies converted.

And a System Hack later reveals very little troops remaining at Police HQ of The Government...

...and confirms what our sources have told us, Azzer is dead! - Azzer [0] :cry:

And so our almighty leader has fallen, brave and true, like a true hero, facing evil and never giving in!

[timtadams]

And still, after the great Azzer has fallen, the SaveAzzer alliance fights nobly to the death

Sun 14th Mar, year 6. Evening Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]

[r/m] 1,601,355,524 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 1,036,355,589 hostile staff.
[range] 44,621,724,172 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 4,201,838,791 allied staff.
[all] 942,503 allied Sentry Turret attacked, killing 1,690,777 hostile staff.
[close] 7,383,948 hostile Bunker Buster attacked, killing 992,568 allied staff.
[close] 1,256 allied Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 959 hostile staff.
[close] 33,585 hostile Protestor Leader attacked, distracting 17,951 allied staff.
[m/c] 105,238 allied Extremist attacked, killing 43,606 hostile staff.
[close] 20,296,920 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 9,323,609 allied staff.
[close] 17,743,108 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 1,350,062 allied staff.
[close] 20,039,329 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 7,385,067 allied staff.
[close] 33,224,693 hostile Hippy attacked, distracting 1,657,252 allied staff.
[close] 754 hostile Violent Demonstrator attacked, killing 142 allied staff.
[m/c] 368,252 allied Werewolf attacked, killing 87,297 hostile staff.
[close] 9,391,034 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 2,073,937 allied staff.
[close] 126,502,485 hostile Political Mastermind attacked, distracting 145,691,308 allied staff.
[close] 3 allied Biker attacked, killing 7 hostile staff.
[close] 29,324,124 hostile Biker attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[close] 11,633 hostile Scrap Bot attacked, killing 4,990 allied staff.
[close] 19,805,404 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,729,358 allied staff.
[all] 192 allied Terrorist attacked, killing 14 hostile staff.
[close] 23,381,160 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 5,651,161 allied staff.
[range] 28,121,432 hostile Terrorist attacked, killing 6,719,316 allied staff.
[close] 88,629 allied Fanatic attacked, killing 128,512 hostile staff.
[close] 28,216,777 hostile Fanatic attacked, killing 44,665,847 allied staff.
[close] 2,795,936 hostile Attack Dog attacked, killing 1,060,996 allied staff.
[all] 11,645,116 allied Secret Agent attacked, killing 3,639,251 hostile staff.
[close] 50,677,728 hostile Secret Agent attacked, killing 66,832,073 allied staff.
[r/c] 85,312 allied Vampire attacked, killing 101,512 hostile staff.
[raised] 19,087 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[close] 98,832,998 hostile Vampire attacked, killing 138,838,188 allied staff.
[raised] 28,683,999 corpses twitched into life, becoming Lesser Vampire.
[r/m] 59 allied Siren sang out, freezing in place 18 hostile staff.
[all] 2,004 allied Assassin attacked, killing 585 hostile staff.
[close] 22,883,030 hostile Assassin attacked, killing 6,048,875 allied staff.
[middle] 91,046 allied Witch attacked, killing 10,955 hostile staff.
[close] 12,093,361 hostile Harrier attacked, killing 6,593,151 allied staff.
[r/m] 4,494 allied Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 812 hostile staff.
[range] 20,875,000 hostile Terrorist Leader attacked, killing 10,448,676 allied staff.
[close] 16,770,079 hostile Iron Golem attacked, killing 7,436,232 allied staff.
[close] 18,446,093 hostile Hippy Van attacked, distracting 4,898,390 allied staff.
[close] 4,019,351 hostile Cybernetic Warrior attacked, killing 3,522,004 allied staff.
[r/m] 5,866 allied Grenadier attacked, killing 2,611 hostile staff.
[close] 2,165,014 hostile Small Droid made some funny beeps and disabled 324,876 allied staff.
[close] 37,515,151 hostile Loudspeaker Protestor shouted in the ears of and distracted 28,312,732 allied staff.
[close] 27,113,720 hostile Mummy attacked, killing 9,921,381 allied staff.
[r/c] 245,575 allied Dragon breathed fire on and melted 619,007 hostile staff.
[close] 20,766,093 hostile Dragon breathed fire on and melted 56,217,771 allied staff.
[all] 101,946 allied Code Monkey re-programmed 62,697 hostile staff.
[all] 24,810 allied Ranger attacked, killing 12,099 hostile staff.
[close] 23,925,390 hostile Ranger attacked, killing 34,884,254 allied staff.
[close] 4,911,842 hostile Flamethrower attacked, killing 9,231,362 allied staff.
[close] 237,768,295 hostile Apache Longbow attacked, killing 549,615,451 allied staff.
[r/m] 28,589 allied Hypnotist mesmerised 8,318 hostile staff.
[all] 542,602 allied Marine attacked, killing 362,475 hostile staff.
[close] 20,883,392 hostile Marine attacked, killing 10,993,308 allied staff.
[close] 23,497,902 hostile Shock Trooper attacked, killing 16,070,002 allied staff.
[close] 37 allied Zombie ate the brains of 27 hostile staff.
[raised] 6 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 23,795,869 hostile Zombie ate the brains of 21,228,836 allied staff.
[raised] 19,543,197 Zombie rose from the dead.
[close] 2 allied Heavy Thug attacked, killing 1 hostile staff.
[close] 31,533,541 hostile Heavy Thug attacked, killing 24,620,898 allied staff.
[close] 22,907,768 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 5,315,252 allied staff.
[middle] 196,864,824,275 hostile Jeep attacked, killing 1,489,893,883 allied staff.
[close] 4,750,206 hostile Humvee attacked, killing 27,009 allied staff.
[close] 1,929,879 hostile Tyrant Drone attacked, killing 24,311 allied staff.
[close] 16,221,419 hostile Heavy Weapons attacked, killing 74,426 allied staff.
[close] 16,555,702 hostile Paratrooper attacked, killing 107,855 allied staff.
[close] 13,978,720 hostile Private attacked, killing 88,765 allied staff.
[close] 10,885,558 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 47,892 allied staff.
[middle] 336,695,023 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 841,268 allied staff.
[close] 1,537 hostile Apprentice attacked, killing 1 allied staff.

Stunned: 18 enemies stunned.
Distracted: 959 enemies distracted. 180,577,633 friendlies distracted.
Disabled: 324,876 friendlies disabled.
Died: 1,043,055,137 enemies dead. 6,751,718,969 friendlies dead.
Bribed: 71,015 enemies bribed.
Converted: 19,093 enemies converted. 48,227,196 friendlies converted.

[timthetyrant]

Azzer was killed by lesser vampires? not vampires, but lesser vampires? and only 585 million of them? i reckon they should get a stat boost as a reward. or sum reward for that unit :o.

[timtadams]

Tis a disgrace, tsk tsk /me shakes head.

I tell ye, there were forces of evil at work here, the type evil that lurks in the depths of hell itself...

[timthetyrant]

Azzer may be dead but i will fight on to protect everything that Azzer stood for so that his memory shall live on.


...._______________
.../.................... \
./........................\
l...........RIP...........l
l.........Azzer...........l
l....Protector.of.the...l
l..weak,.Father.to.us..l
l..all,.Slain.in.battle...l
l...Lest.We.Forget.....l
L___________________l

[Gooner]

Shouldnt you guys declare on SaveAzzer or something? or is that not possible?

btw, we have 4.5 x as many people in our alliance


riiight so what happened? :D

[f0xx]

riiight so what happened? :D

Who cares?

Its Havoc. Or at least it was.

[timtadams]

Shouldnt you guys declare on SaveAzzer or something? or is that not possible?

btw, we have 4.5 x as many people in our alliance


riiight so what happened? :D

Well, if you read the thread about the 'cheating scum' before Azzer edited it, you would have discovered there was a multi who had about 20 accounts to attack Azzer with. He claimed he could kill Azzer by himself using all his accounts during havoc. Put him into the equation with everyone else who was attacking Azzer, and well...
But now that he is gone, I believe next time it will be a different story :D

And i might add, that im sure there were plenty of people not in the KillAzzer alliance who wouldve attacked anyway :)

[Terrakan]

Azzer will die this round

like he died twice last round

and he will continue to die each round in havoc HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


[close] 585,294,964 hostile Lesser Vampire attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
Azzer has been killed! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a System Hack later reveals very little troops remaining at Police HQ of The Government...

...and confirms what our sources have told us, Azzer is dead! - Azzer [0] :cry:

And so our almighty leader has fallen, brave and true, like a true hero, facing evil and never giving in!

i do believe an i told you so is in order he he he he

[timtadams]

lol, so it is ;)

But you wait till next time :D

[Satureum]

So yeah, Azzer's dyin' this round again. Poor guy.

[timtadams]

Probably true :(

[Satureum]

Probably true :(

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Azzer died every round?
I might try to save him this round... it's more of a challenge than killing him.

[Garrett]

there has been at least 1 round end in which he didn't die i believe.

it might have been a zombie azzer, or 1 time azzer and then another time zombie azzer


maybe this year it will be azzer claus.

[tobapopalos]

He could've survived a couple of rounds ago but instead he got all the bots to attack and kill him.

[Ogluk]

i can see him surviving this round...
honestly whos gunna be online on christmas day trying to kill him????

[timtadams]

Yeah, but then who is gonna be online Christmas day to defend him? ;)

[Cyrus]

you cant kill anyone on christmas day?

[Ogluk]

gunna be the dullest havoc in history then.....

[pinpower]

also means we can have havoc during Christmas itself for a bit of novelty.


i took that to mean as its havok over christmas all units will still kill...doesnt make any difference on havok anyway


Also:

He could've survived a couple of rounds ago but instead he got all the bots to attack and kill him.

I remember one round where Azzer had all the bots attack him with **** loads of poms in an attempt to save himself (with Azzer being distracted before he can be killed)

[Souls]

KillAzzer wins again, 23 ticks in. :)

Battle Report - Defending Police HQ of The Government [1]
[r/m] 1,587 allied RPG Trooper attacked, killing 632 hostile staff.
[middle] 9,448,851,033 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 205,772,414 allied staff.
[range] 60,000,000 hostile RPG Trooper attacked, killing 390,715 allied staff.
[middle] 3,187,620,658 hostile F-117 attacked, killing 436,339,864 allied staff.
[close] 6,643,711,001 hostile Extremist attacked, killing 162,090,525 allied staff.
[close] 454 hostile EMP Warrior attacked, killing 3 allied staff.
[close] 5,805,576 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 156,030 allied staff.
[range] 999,999,941 hostile Psychopathic Android attacked, killing 28,270,280 allied staff.
[all] 1 allied Azzer reprogrammed 9,927 hostile staff.
[close] 103 hostile Werewolf attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
[close] 1,218,340,034 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1,860,491 allied staff.
[middle] 99,422,273 hostile Striker attacked, killing 1 allied staff.
Azzer has been killed!


Aaaaaaaaand... we'll steal his land too. :D
[close] 3,885,620 hostile Geo-Phys Thief stole 2 land. [0] tree. [0] bush. [0] flower. [0] grass. [2] uncultivated.

[TheNamelessWonder]

To be fair, Azzer hadn't even logged on :(

[Souls]

That's the best part :(

[dafe]

also think the save azzer ally is just azzer himself atm...

[Satureum]

Meh. He's dead. Just killing the players trying to defend an idea. ;)

[timtadams]

Azzer iz back, MWahahahaha:D

[Satureum]

omfg Yeah he is lol
Sun 14th Jun, year 6. Noon Incoming Hostiles
News from your sources is that in 5 ticks, 122,816,042,686 people from B 30 of The Bots [7907] will arrive to attack you.

*EDIT
I think Azzer might live through his second wind.
No one is really attacking him, I just got slaughtered lol